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Pool Cleaners from Distant Planets
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People of Earth! Know that we have seen your pornography.
No machine can replace the services we provide.
August 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
People of the United States! WTF was that?
September 11, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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HUMANS! It has come to our attention that many of you are fucking around? Do you wish to find out?
February 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
People of Earth! What the actual fuck?
September 9, 2024 at 3:14 PM
HUMANS! It has come to our attention that many of you are fucking around? Do you wish to find out?
February 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
December 8, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Humans, how was it that you were enslaved and became servants of the feline species?
December 4, 2023 at 11:17 PM
People of Earth! Hear This!

Happy Friday.
December 1, 2023 at 4:15 PM
For most of history, human communication depended on loud noises and lines of sight. Then, with the invention of the telegraph, Earth people began sending messages along wires.
November 30, 2023 at 4:13 PM