Well, it happened. I read the millionth post from someone saying 'I voted for Trump so he's supposed to be hurting 'them' and not me' and my eyes have now permanently rolled back into my head. Two months into our new regime, and I've already lost one of my senses. It's gonna be a long dictatorship.

Here's a handy diagram, in case you were wondering. #goptaxplan #getready

I work in a team where the members are all doing their tasks mostly independently. We rarely are in the same room together. While I LOVE my job, I've come to realize that I actually miss the annual office holiday party. #happyholidays

I'm usually thinking 10 things at once, but today I was thinking 11 things and of course I locked myself out of the house. And it's 45 degrees, and Hubs is an hour away. Thank goodness I was wearing a jacket and I can get to the back porch, which is somewhat comfy. #brrrr

I feel like a while ago our galaxy went into a wormhole and now the Earth is in an Alternate Reality. I'm now trying to focus on comforting things, like a fluffy blanket, a toasty bagel, Jimmy Carter, when I'm in a store and a disco song comes on the music system. What comforts you?

I pick 2 and 3. What say you? #picktwo

I know squat about dogs, but I become a dog physiology and sociology expert every Thanksgiving when I watch the Westminster Dog Show after the parades. Hmm, that beagle's tail isn't the right length for his torso. #SadButTrue