Everyone always told me as a teenager that doing drugs would stunt my growth and I made it to 30 thinking I had been unaffected but now I’m trying to grow a beard and its very patchy and I get now smh. I understand.

So I got engaged yesterday to my partner of 7 years, Allie Mirage Paradisco. I’ve been planning this for a little while now and I have to say it all went pretty smooth but it wouldn’t have happened without the help of our friends 😌

Drag shows/pageants and lobster rolls are the vibe for today 🦞

When you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and come back to find your partner and all of the animals have taken up every usable area of the bed lol

A face to match the nonsense that I’ll probably be posting here