@pbergs.bsky.social
Programmer/Analyst, occasional content creator; Enjoys a fine cuppa coffee. Politically active out of necessity. he/him. 💉💉💉
https://linktr.ee/pbergs (WiP)
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Also, found bublevion rules:
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Also, found bublevion rules:
Already seeing eBay listings at 3x/4x the price. Truly, I wish you, scalpers all, a very merry your-house-burns
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October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Already seeing eBay listings at 3x/4x the price. Truly, I wish you, scalpers all, a very merry your-house-burns
-down:
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Aaaaand it’s gone. Scalpers won again. Go back to print to demand.
October 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Aaaaand it’s gone. Scalpers won again. Go back to print to demand.
Got into the lineup in under 30 seconds aaaaaaaaaand they’re gone. Fuck scalpers, and Fuck #MTGSecretLair for not doing PtD…
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Got into the lineup in under 30 seconds aaaaaaaaaand they’re gone. Fuck scalpers, and Fuck #MTGSecretLair for not doing PtD…
11th. Womp womp wah, other sad trombone noises.
The deck; it was Ametyhst/Steel tempo:
The deck; it was Ametyhst/Steel tempo:
October 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
11th. Womp womp wah, other sad trombone noises.
The deck; it was Ametyhst/Steel tempo:
The deck; it was Ametyhst/Steel tempo:
They SURE DID! 🤣
September 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
They SURE DID! 🤣
Oh shit; I forgot what today was! It’s nEw SeCrEt LaIr AlErT!! I wonder if there’s still—
…oh. Yeah, I’m never gonna get that second box of Convention Edition to kickstart into a Cube…
…oh. Yeah, I’m never gonna get that second box of Convention Edition to kickstart into a Cube…
August 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Oh shit; I forgot what today was! It’s nEw SeCrEt LaIr AlErT!! I wonder if there’s still—
…oh. Yeah, I’m never gonna get that second box of Convention Edition to kickstart into a Cube…
…oh. Yeah, I’m never gonna get that second box of Convention Edition to kickstart into a Cube…
How’s YOUR Monday going?
August 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
How’s YOUR Monday going?
Just watched the trailer aaaaand:
July 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Just watched the trailer aaaaand:
2 and a half hours later and success. That I believe was the LONGEST I had to wait through an SL drop (FF hit its first sold-out a under an hour), but it really shouldn’t be like this.
July 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
2 and a half hours later and success. That I believe was the LONGEST I had to wait through an SL drop (FF hit its first sold-out a under an hour), but it really shouldn’t be like this.
Been in the queue for close to an hour and 40 now; despite getting in the door within 10 seconds, I think ya boy is outta luck.
So, I made this little mashup with my wait + some Depressed Cowboys Fan audio.
GO. BACK. TO PRINT. TO DEMAND, @mtgsecretlair.com
Y’all are causing a lotta CTE in here…
So, I made this little mashup with my wait + some Depressed Cowboys Fan audio.
GO. BACK. TO PRINT. TO DEMAND, @mtgsecretlair.com
Y’all are causing a lotta CTE in here…
July 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Been in the queue for close to an hour and 40 now; despite getting in the door within 10 seconds, I think ya boy is outta luck.
So, I made this little mashup with my wait + some Depressed Cowboys Fan audio.
GO. BACK. TO PRINT. TO DEMAND, @mtgsecretlair.com
Y’all are causing a lotta CTE in here…
So, I made this little mashup with my wait + some Depressed Cowboys Fan audio.
GO. BACK. TO PRINT. TO DEMAND, @mtgsecretlair.com
Y’all are causing a lotta CTE in here…
AAAAAAAAAAAND looks like the site’s gonna crash out.
MAN; if only there was a solution, like print-to demand…
Ah, but that’s a pipe dream…
MAN; if only there was a solution, like print-to demand…
Ah, but that’s a pipe dream…
July 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAND looks like the site’s gonna crash out.
MAN; if only there was a solution, like print-to demand…
Ah, but that’s a pipe dream…
MAN; if only there was a solution, like print-to demand…
Ah, but that’s a pipe dream…
“🎶hE’s ThA fAsTeSt ThInG aLiIiIiIiIiIiVe!🎶”
…but seriously, I clicked add the millisecond it came open, and this is the wait.
Secret Lair can lick MY secret layer…
…but seriously, I clicked add the millisecond it came open, and this is the wait.
Secret Lair can lick MY secret layer…
July 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“🎶hE’s ThA fAsTeSt ThInG aLiIiIiIiIiIiVe!🎶”
…but seriously, I clicked add the millisecond it came open, and this is the wait.
Secret Lair can lick MY secret layer…
…but seriously, I clicked add the millisecond it came open, and this is the wait.
Secret Lair can lick MY secret layer…
SERIOUSLY, though; someone on the same floor of my workplace needs to see a doctor…or an exorcist. This happens basically daily to one of the three stalls…so I decided to throw this together in iMovie on my morning break; enjoy, 🤣
July 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
SERIOUSLY, though; someone on the same floor of my workplace needs to see a doctor…or an exorcist. This happens basically daily to one of the three stalls…so I decided to throw this together in iMovie on my morning break; enjoy, 🤣
At what point is it time to make like Aragorn?
July 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
At what point is it time to make like Aragorn?
Much Format; Very Healthy; W O W …
June 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Much Format; Very Healthy; W O W …
I prefer the Bakshi approach to the situation:
June 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I prefer the Bakshi approach to the situation:
Normally I would do a “SC(R)OTUS Today” bit about the blockbusting cases of the past 27ish hours, but really, it all summarizes to this being the next 18 months of our lives (assuming things don’t boil over before then):
June 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Normally I would do a “SC(R)OTUS Today” bit about the blockbusting cases of the past 27ish hours, but really, it all summarizes to this being the next 18 months of our lives (assuming things don’t boil over before then):
Is that—Is that a MOTHAF*CKIN’ JOJO REFERENCE?!
June 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is that—Is that a MOTHAF*CKIN’ JOJO REFERENCE?!
“Execute: ORDER 666.”
“Uh…sir? What’s that?”
“It’s…it’s a BIGASS COFFEE!!”
“Y-Yes sir!”
“Uh…sir? What’s that?”
“It’s…it’s a BIGASS COFFEE!!”
“Y-Yes sir!”
June 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Execute: ORDER 666.”
“Uh…sir? What’s that?”
“It’s…it’s a BIGASS COFFEE!!”
“Y-Yes sir!”
“Uh…sir? What’s that?”
“It’s…it’s a BIGASS COFFEE!!”
“Y-Yes sir!”
