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Paytonovels
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get me off this planet
So tired of having headaches all the time but unfortunately I have been clenching my teeth 24/7 for the past decade
January 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m gonna be SO pissed if I get tuberculosis y’all
January 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
don’t let people treat you any worse than you would let them treat a friend
January 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Y’all the last week has been so truly insane that I am considering burrowing into a hollow tree in the forest and starting a new life as a squirrel
January 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
it’s been subzero in MN every day this week and we’ve all still been outside in case you were wondering
January 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
should I just share every thought I have here
January 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
hear me out: we make a gaudy ugly gold and red sitting room. We put the these gross billionaires in it and we pay a new person $1 million each day to sit in there and tell them they’re smart and brave and cool so they’ll leave us alone
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
me: I’m gonna stay off social media this week
also me: constantly lurking in my own dms
January 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
my thing personally is that if literally anyone thought that I had done a nazi salute I would be screaming from the rooftops that I would never do that because nazis are pathetic shitbags and I hate them but that’s just me I guess
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don’t know how to use this app yet but I DO know my entire feed is pictures of people’s cats and anti-orange info and I love it
January 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m gonna spend my whole life just moving from platform to platform I guess
January 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM