Really thought Allen would pull it out. Condolences, but that was one of the better games I've seen this year.

Powerful.

Tiny Tim famously was found to be faking it.

Wait until he finds out what happened to the Alfred P. Murrah building. Just kidding. That coke-addled mouth breather couldn't possibly focus long enough to type that into Google, let alone read the results.

Can't ever pull for Toronto because of Drake.

... or, Payton needs to play every quarter like they're down by multiple scores and let Nix go nuts.

Nix is not an NFL caliber QB. Payton knows it and his play calling shows his lack of faith in him.

Roberts can be a bozo but these playoffs show he's strategizing and at least thinking. Thomson has an embarrassment of riches talent-wise and is Googling "baseball" during every game. I'm kidding, he doesn't even care that much.

This postseason? Every postseason. He's aggressively dedicated to being the worst playoffs manager in history.

Rob Thomson doesn't deserve a team this good.

Start with a new manager.

Nobody told them that.

It's all brown balls nowadays. We love the brown balls. Pre-med-uh-tate-ed murders. No one was doing that before me. It was all red balls before. Crimes of passion. Now everybody is thinking before they murder.

The uniform is dumb and bad, but the helmet is terrific.