paxa-wallop
@paxa-wallop.bsky.social
autistic elder fleeing the birdsite. solitude junky. overthinker. hater of autotune. will teach swear words to kids if forced to babysit
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paxa-wallop
@paxa-wallop.bsky.social
· Nov 17
having a human body is trash and I want my head installed on a robot body that converts to a totally badass self-playing drum kit and sometimes an insanely fast motorbike
purchased! frantically reading!
Publication day for #Autistic #Menopause: A Guide to the Menopausal Transition for Autistic People and those Supporting Them' by Dr Rachel Moseley and Prof Julie Turner-Cobb, illustrated by me. Knowledge is empowering!
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January 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
purchased! frantically reading!
we were going to build a dog park in our neighborhood. now we might pivot to a bomb shelter
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
we were going to build a dog park in our neighborhood. now we might pivot to a bomb shelter
luring my birdwatching friend back to town to visit me with the prospect of sighting a north american pedantoraptor (they correct their prey while hunting)
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
luring my birdwatching friend back to town to visit me with the prospect of sighting a north american pedantoraptor (they correct their prey while hunting)
it starts with two asses and at this point it’s a wholly reasonable way to deal with my country’s leadership
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
it starts with two asses and at this point it’s a wholly reasonable way to deal with my country’s leadership
it is so super fine if i don’t make it to 2026 my gosh
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
it is so super fine if i don’t make it to 2026 my gosh
i find motion sensor lights incredibly validating tbh
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
i find motion sensor lights incredibly validating tbh
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i had a dream that i printed 8.5x11 label sheets captioned "i'm sensitive" in 200pt font and affixed them to large trucks all around town.
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
i had a dream that i printed 8.5x11 label sheets captioned "i'm sensitive" in 200pt font and affixed them to large trucks all around town.
christ gone wild? is he showing his titties? are we doing spring break-the xmas edition?
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
christ gone wild? is he showing his titties? are we doing spring break-the xmas edition?
if I hang an extra set of truck nutz on a truck that already has some have i made it gay or is that only true if one set of fake testicles touches the other while the truck is in motion? pls explain the rules, i am autistic and wish to vandalize correctly
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
if I hang an extra set of truck nutz on a truck that already has some have i made it gay or is that only true if one set of fake testicles touches the other while the truck is in motion? pls explain the rules, i am autistic and wish to vandalize correctly
existing in a female body in this society is such a garbage experience
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
existing in a female body in this society is such a garbage experience
new hdp cookbook about to drop?
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
new hdp cookbook about to drop?
my funeral will be held at a trampoline park and the coffin flop will be epic
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
my funeral will be held at a trampoline park and the coffin flop will be epic
“horrible” is now built into the definition of “day”
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“horrible” is now built into the definition of “day”
“that’s not where the poo is supposed to be. i took a class on this” —my kid
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“that’s not where the poo is supposed to be. i took a class on this” —my kid
isn’t lemon micropenis playing at coachella next year?
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
isn’t lemon micropenis playing at coachella next year?
don’t talk to me or my son ever again?
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
don’t talk to me or my son ever again?
nitzer ebb’s join in the chant is for doing little goth-kick steps in a circle and making fancy, dramatic hand motions to while you’re dressed all in black. we’re not supposed to live inside the song. my country is really messing this up
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
nitzer ebb’s join in the chant is for doing little goth-kick steps in a circle and making fancy, dramatic hand motions to while you’re dressed all in black. we’re not supposed to live inside the song. my country is really messing this up
starting to think they don’t want ppl to have abortions due to the consequent reduction of molestable stock
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
starting to think they don’t want ppl to have abortions due to the consequent reduction of molestable stock
that she has an autistic husband is really the only interesting and worthwhile thing about amy schumer
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
that she has an autistic husband is really the only interesting and worthwhile thing about amy schumer
trying: the most effort-intensive way to fail
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
trying: the most effort-intensive way to fail
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help (n): actions or words that fail to improve a situation in any meaningful way—often worsening existing conditions—but which nonetheless necessitate gross displays of gratitude
November 17, 2024 at 9:29 PM
help (n): actions or words that fail to improve a situation in any meaningful way—often worsening existing conditions—but which nonetheless necessitate gross displays of gratitude
my husband and i are both in our 50s. healthy eating is crucial
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
my husband and i are both in our 50s. healthy eating is crucial
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A society that lets machines think for it and politicians feel for it will soon learn that feeling without thinking is reckless, and thinking without feeling is heartless, but doing neither makes the whole business utterly 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴.
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
A society that lets machines think for it and politicians feel for it will soon learn that feeling without thinking is reckless, and thinking without feeling is heartless, but doing neither makes the whole business utterly 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴.