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Donald sitting in the driver's seat of a truck, grimacing
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Feckless Donald Trump stands in front of red drapes, in the red room from twin peaks
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Three panels: 1+2. Charlie and Mac in the restaurant scene from its always sunny in Philadelphia where they stare at each other across the room. 3. Zohran staring out through a crowd
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Godzilla blasts a beam of bright blue radioactive breath into the sky
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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It is happening again
Truth social screenshot which was reposted by Donald Trump: Truth Details ... @llijh There is no #Joe Biden - executed in 2020. #Biden clones doubles & robotic engineered soulless mindless entities are what you see. >#Democrats dont know the difference.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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slop 'em up!
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Millions of people around the world just live with a weird little guy from a whole different species in their home
A black American Lab with an orange, black and white plaid bandana around its neck, squinting with its snout too close to the camera which makes it look a bit like a capybara
October 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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The words "I am in hell help me" written in blood on white tile wall, from the movie hellraiser 2
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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We're speaking right now a former friend and mentor to Mr nibbles
The masked guy fox news wheels in every time they need to interview a former antifa or gang member
October 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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can anyone ID this bird species?
The gnarled roots of a fallen tree silhouettes against the water, resembling the long neck of an egret
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Two panels from 'i just ate my friend ' by Heidi McKinnon. Top panel: a bug-eyed yellow monster laments "I just ate my friend". Bottom panel: same monster, crying "he was a good friend but now he's gone"
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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A sticker of Toad from Mario, affixed to a car window
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Patti Harrison: Oh, that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early.
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Patti Harrison sitting at an office desk saying "Are we even gonna get anything now?"
October 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Oprah Winfrey on her eponymous show pointing at the audience. Caption reads "and YOU get transgender"
October 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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A still from How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) in which Richard E Grant, lying in a hospital bed, is screaming and unwrapping a bandage from a smaller head growing out of his neck.
September 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Tim and Eric "it's free real estate" meme but it says "it's too much liquid"
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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fancy signs like this one
A shirtless man holds aloft a yellow sign in the twilight outside a Chicago ICE facility. Its message, handwritten in black sharpie: "lick my butthole feds"
September 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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why are they publishing that long list of officials calling them out on their shit
Principal Skinner in his famous 'out of touch' meme
September 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Tim Robinson saying "they're not, like, real people, kinda"
September 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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maybe Mayor Wu stayed silent because nobody in Boston gives a shit about a few kids riding their bikes
FOX NEWS Bike-riding youths terrorize Dem-run city as mobs swarm roads, while mayor stays silent on chaos (Pictured left: some kids on bikes. Right: Boston Mayor Michelle Wu)
August 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Screenshot from the movie I, Robot: Sonny the robot holds a gun to the head of his human hostage. Subtitle: "answer correctly and she lives: how many B's are in the word blueberry?"
August 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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He just made a new enemy
A red-haired, bearded Scotsman (the guy from Scotts miracle gro commercials) stands on a lawn, yelling to the heavens, fists tightly clenched
August 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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😳
A bluesky exchange: burt: at whose expense do you have all those luxuries Blinky: Nobody's. That's the awesome thing about capitalism. It relies on voluntary exchange.
July 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I love that CBP tweeted the Vance pic again while claiming the story isn't true
Tweet from CBP: "Fact Check: FALSE Mads Mikkelsen was not denied entry for any memes or political reasons, it was for his admitted drug use. " --- The tweet includes a screenshot of the daily Mail article showing the meme of bald/baby Vance
June 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM