The less hands he gets to shake the better, they are prob quite sticky
July 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The less hands he gets to shake the better, they are prob quite sticky
There is no ‘deal’ with a guy who’s promises are Satans farts
May 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There is no ‘deal’ with a guy who’s promises are Satans farts
Illegal means nothing to these people, outright robbery while going on about ‘patriotism’
April 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Illegal means nothing to these people, outright robbery while going on about ‘patriotism’
I guess he’s not had any attention (hate) in a while, wanking with sandpaper must have not been enough anymore
March 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I guess he’s not had any attention (hate) in a while, wanking with sandpaper must have not been enough anymore
It’s catastrophic by design
March 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It’s catastrophic by design
Ah well, he’s got his imaginary sky god at least
March 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ah well, he’s got his imaginary sky god at least
Flattering the maniacs baby ego was the only way to go here, you know that he was thoroughly briefed on exactly how to do this, with his little note from sausage fingers
February 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Flattering the maniacs baby ego was the only way to go here, you know that he was thoroughly briefed on exactly how to do this, with his little note from sausage fingers
They are choosy, if you’re one of the worst people on earth you’ll be ushered in.
February 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
They are choosy, if you’re one of the worst people on earth you’ll be ushered in.
Anti vaxxers kill children
February 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Anti vaxxers kill children
I’ve met so many wonderful American people, everyone knows that there are lots of you and that not everyone voted for that obscene orange toilet
February 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’ve met so many wonderful American people, everyone knows that there are lots of you and that not everyone voted for that obscene orange toilet
She’s such an utter dullard, toodles! 👋
February 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
She’s such an utter dullard, toodles! 👋
This reminds me of Polari
February 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This reminds me of Polari
I’m hard thinking about that
February 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I’m hard thinking about that
Bet he’s got a face like a blind cobblers thumb, don’t they fucking always 😡
February 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Bet he’s got a face like a blind cobblers thumb, don’t they fucking always 😡
I’ve had a few moments tbf! 🤩
February 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’ve had a few moments tbf! 🤩
Cute guy who works in my local Aldi was so blatant checking me out, I sort of went to jelly and scarpered. I’m hoping it’s cos I got tiny subconscious red flags and not cos I’m useless in that situation, gays are meant to be better at being cheap in public
February 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cute guy who works in my local Aldi was so blatant checking me out, I sort of went to jelly and scarpered. I’m hoping it’s cos I got tiny subconscious red flags and not cos I’m useless in that situation, gays are meant to be better at being cheap in public
How sorry they feel for human beings
February 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
How sorry they feel for human beings
Twice I’ve had the £100 fine refunded, after their website told me I didn’t need to file a return or pay any tax 🤬
January 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Twice I’ve had the £100 fine refunded, after their website told me I didn’t need to file a return or pay any tax 🤬
The snouts are really buried in the trough now 🐽
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The snouts are really buried in the trough now 🐽