Apparently I need to start adding some before I leave for work in the mornings. I thought locking up the buzzy’s plug was enough, but you’re awfully sneaky
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Apparently I need to start adding some before I leave for work in the mornings. I thought locking up the buzzy’s plug was enough, but you’re awfully sneaky
Hehe. There’s still no nut November, kiddo.
October 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Hehe. There’s still no nut November, kiddo.
He hasn’t used the potty in days now. Probably doesn’t even remember how to flush lmao
August 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
He hasn’t used the potty in days now. Probably doesn’t even remember how to flush lmao
I know kiddo! That’s the point hehe
August 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I know kiddo! That’s the point hehe
Maybe this weekend I’ll tell her. I’ll wait till you’re close and say “wanna see something cool? He’s so desperate for my special touches that he’s gonna get sticky in 5-4-3-2.” Then take my hand out at the last second so you’re squirming and whining right infront of her. Just so we can laugh hehe
August 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Maybe this weekend I’ll tell her. I’ll wait till you’re close and say “wanna see something cool? He’s so desperate for my special touches that he’s gonna get sticky in 5-4-3-2.” Then take my hand out at the last second so you’re squirming and whining right infront of her. Just so we can laugh hehe
Looks good kiddo! The baby carrot is definitely the most fitting, I don’t think you’re fooling anyone lol.
June 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Looks good kiddo! The baby carrot is definitely the most fitting, I don’t think you’re fooling anyone lol.
Maybe next time I’ll get you with another “just kidding” when you think I’m putting the buzzy back on LOL
June 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Maybe next time I’ll get you with another “just kidding” when you think I’m putting the buzzy back on LOL
Guess you’ll have to drink some more water then. cause we know you don’t do enough of that. The sooner you hydrate the sooner we can change you lol
April 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Guess you’ll have to drink some more water then. cause we know you don’t do enough of that. The sooner you hydrate the sooner we can change you lol
Now now you know they get pulled down for that. Silly lil guy.
April 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Now now you know they get pulled down for that. Silly lil guy.
You can ask but I better not hear any big boy words. Plus it looks like the back of it has plenty of room to hold more, and you know we don’t waste them, too expensive for that.
April 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
You can ask but I better not hear any big boy words. Plus it looks like the back of it has plenty of room to hold more, and you know we don’t waste them, too expensive for that.
You’d think you were being sneaky and we didn’t notice but I’d be whispering to the other grown ups like “look at him over there, I put those pull ups on him 5 mins ago and he’s already getting them sticky. Once they’re filled it’ll happen even more.”
April 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
You’d think you were being sneaky and we didn’t notice but I’d be whispering to the other grown ups like “look at him over there, I put those pull ups on him 5 mins ago and he’s already getting them sticky. Once they’re filled it’ll happen even more.”
“Okay okay I’ll leave it on this time”
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“Just kidding LOL”
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“Just kidding LOL”
April 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
“Okay okay I’ll leave it on this time”
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“Just kidding LOL”
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“Just kidding LOL”
Took the words right out of my mouth lol
March 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Took the words right out of my mouth lol
Keep fussing about it and I’ll slip you laxatives again, might not make it home in time this time hehe
February 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Keep fussing about it and I’ll slip you laxatives again, might not make it home in time this time hehe
I’m sure they will! But I wanna show off how cute you are 🤭
February 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m sure they will! But I wanna show off how cute you are 🤭
Hehe We need to come up with a training regiment for this soon
February 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hehe We need to come up with a training regiment for this soon
Guess I know what you’re wearing next time we go shopping, kiddo
February 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Guess I know what you’re wearing next time we go shopping, kiddo
Careful kiddo. Daddy just might make that happen one of these days LOL
February 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Careful kiddo. Daddy just might make that happen one of these days LOL