Author of Kremlin for Dummies
For China.
For China.
"I definitely need to dismantle SIGNAL.
I mean, how dare a messaging app let me send top secret military intel to my brother, my wife, and even my dog when I'm drunk?"
#resist
"I definitely need to dismantle SIGNAL.
I mean, how dare a messaging app let me send top secret military intel to my brother, my wife, and even my dog when I'm drunk?"
#resist
Even his family was against his nomination!
Even his family was against his nomination!
Just try not to mess with the fish, okay?
Just try not to mess with the fish, okay?
And even when the Supreme Court says, “Hey, maybe bring him back?” the government shrugs and says, “Nah, we’re good.”
It has to stop one way or another.
And even when the Supreme Court says, “Hey, maybe bring him back?” the government shrugs and says, “Nah, we’re good.”
It has to stop one way or another.
Who swallows everything she says?
Who swallows everything she says?
And the cherry on top?
A little prayer before stepping into her role.
How touching.
Truly, a masterpiece of integrity and grace.
And the cherry on top?
A little prayer before stepping into her role.
How touching.
Truly, a masterpiece of integrity and grace.
Hegseth must be in alcoholic coma state, he does not speak out.
Hegseth must be in alcoholic coma state, he does not speak out.
And with AI, it’s only going to get worse.
And with AI, it’s only going to get worse.
Tarrifs will be effective on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays.
Tarrifs will be off on Tuesdays Thursdays and Saturdays.
Prepare for trading accordingly.
Remember stay cool.
If there is a confusion, I or BB (Bullshit Barbie) will tell you when to buy or sell.
MAGA!
Tarrifs will be effective on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays.
Tarrifs will be off on Tuesdays Thursdays and Saturdays.
Prepare for trading accordingly.
Remember stay cool.
If there is a confusion, I or BB (Bullshit Barbie) will tell you when to buy or sell.
MAGA!
One day black is black, the next it’s dazzling white and she delivers it all with such confidence, you’d think she invented the truth.
It’s inspiring how effortlessly she contradicts herself.
A real talent. BB belongs in Hollywood. Oscar worthy performances, daily.
One day black is black, the next it’s dazzling white and she delivers it all with such confidence, you’d think she invented the truth.
It’s inspiring how effortlessly she contradicts herself.
A real talent. BB belongs in Hollywood. Oscar worthy performances, daily.
I wonder if US citizens will be deported to El Salvador if they accidentally bump into a Tesla.🧐
What do you say BB?
I wonder if US citizens will be deported to El Salvador if they accidentally bump into a Tesla.🧐
What do you say BB?
Will he ever be accountable for that?
Getting private benefits after crashing the markets?
No
He bought SCOTUS.
He is a convicted FELON.
He still is the POTUS.
Democracy is no more.
FUCK!
Will he ever be accountable for that?
Getting private benefits after crashing the markets?
No
He bought SCOTUS.
He is a convicted FELON.
He still is the POTUS.
Democracy is no more.
FUCK!
No, that level of economic wizardry is reserved for one man alone: the President of the US.
A true visionary in international disruption.
It's time to buy! the POS said today.
Before pause
No, that level of economic wizardry is reserved for one man alone: the President of the US.
A true visionary in international disruption.
It's time to buy! the POS said today.
Before pause
It must be so liberating to live completely free from the burdens of self-awareness...
It must be so liberating to live completely free from the burdens of self-awareness...
It's even more relevant than before.
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
It's even more relevant than before.
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Why bother wasting money on trials?
Let’s just ship people, US citizens, straight to Salvadoran prisons.
No need for justice, really. Lawyers? Don’t worry, I’ve already silenced them.
SCOTUS? Bought them too. 😀
Efficiency at its finest.
Why bother wasting money on trials?
Let’s just ship people, US citizens, straight to Salvadoran prisons.
No need for justice, really. Lawyers? Don’t worry, I’ve already silenced them.
SCOTUS? Bought them too. 😀
Efficiency at its finest.
Might be a bit too intellectually demanding for him.
Maybe I’ll just throw him a ball instead, like you would for a dog.
🐩
Honey! Go get it! 🦴
Might be a bit too intellectually demanding for him.
Maybe I’ll just throw him a ball instead, like you would for a dog.
🐩
Honey! Go get it! 🦴
Leave serious things to grown ups, will you?
Look, it's here👇
Leave serious things to grown ups, will you?
Look, it's here👇
I'm getting better and better! 💪
I'm getting better and better! 💪