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#svsss

A short postscript to the fic below. Where Shen Qingqiu confronts Shang Qinghua about the bespoke jade figurine (read: dildo) that was purchased under his name. (4/4)
Shang Qinghua was happily daydreaming— ahem, hard at work when the door to the Leisure House slammed open. Shen Qingqiu strode in, his mouth twisted like he had bitten into a lemon. “Airplane-bro, what the fuck did you do!?” “It wasn't me!” Shang Qinghua denied immediately. After a pause, he added, “what am I meant to have done?” He flinched when Shen Qingqiu's closed fan thrust into his face. “I received a letter from a master jade artisan recently, thanking me for my patronage. Apparently the ‘cultivation device’ I ordered had inspired him to make more designs like it and they've been selling like crazy. Now all his daughters have full dowries… thanks to me,” Shen Qingqiu explained with barely restrained fury. “What a heartwarming story, Cucumber-bro! Though I have no idea what this has to do with me—” Shang Qinghua stopped mid-sentence as a familiar blueprint was shoved in his face. “I've never seen that drawing before in my life,” Shang Qinghua declared boldly. If there was one thing he was good at, it was telling bald-faced lies under pressure. “That's funny, Airplane-bro, because this artisan recalls his correspondence with you very well,” Shen Qingqiu replied icily. If there was another thing Shang Qinghua was good at, it was pivoting when caught out in said lies. “Look, I just had a little problem that needed some research! You know those plot holes, always needing to be filled… Anyway, it's all solved now, so let's forget about it, hmm?” Shang Qinghua wheedled shamelessly. “Research whatever you like! Just don't involve me next time!” Shen Qingqiu snapped. He shook his head with a frown. “You made Binghe cry.” “...Oh.” Shang Qinghua did feel a bit bad about that. “Don't oh me. Guess who had to spend hours reassuring him that I wasn't buying jade dildos because I was dissatisfied with his performance or because I was bored with him or because I wanted to explore other options…” Shen Qingqiu rubbed his forehead, as if the mere memory was causing him physical pain. “I had to promise all sorts of things before he let it go. You have no idea.” “It can't have been all that bad! I mean, you're still walking fine, so—” Shang Qinghua shut his mouth at Shen Qingqiu's withering look. “Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Cucumber-bro! It won't happen again. And anyway, it ended up breaking, so… Not because of me!” Shang Qinghua added hastily when Shen Qingqiu stared at him. “My king, uh, wasn't exactly pleased that I was—” “Using a jade dildo that resembled his demonic pillar?” Shen Qingqiu supplied archly. “Practicing. I was practicing,” Shang Qinghua insisted (and would do so until his dying breath). His brow furrowed. “Wait, how did you know it was a demon dildo?” “Because you described demonic pillars just like it in your stupid fucking web novel!” “What!? When?” “It was the wife rescue plot line in arc twelve. It went on for twenty fucking chapters!” Shen Qingqiu said, sounding indignant. “Your descriptions of the demon king's pillar were so horrible that they've been permanently seared into my brain.” “Cucumber-bro… you really remember even the most obscure monster details, don't you? I'm so honoured,” Shang Qinghua said with a bow. It was really nostalgic to hear his outrage, too. It was just like reading his comments from the old days! “Forget that.” Shen Qingqiu drew a deep breath to compose himself. “Are you satisfied with the chaos you've wrought?” Shang Qinghua thought back to the many nights (and sometimes afternoons) he had spent with his king since he had received the jade device and couldn't stop a goofy grin from breaking out on his face. “Kind of, yeah,” Shang Qinghua admitted happily. Shen Qingqiu made a noise of thinly veiled disgust. “Next time you try something like this, I'm sending Binghe to deal with you instead.” Shen Qingqiu flipped his fan open, resuming the poser air the Peak Lord was known for, and swept out of the room. Shang Qinghua called after him shamelessly. “Ha ha ha, you're joking, right? Cucumber-bro, you wouldn't, right? Cucumber-bro, wait!”
December 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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#ranwan with trans mo ran

stone top mo ran my beloved 🙏
#erha #2ha
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ちまいデガ
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scandalous #wriolette #neuvithesley
December 21, 2023 at 2:35 PM
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also my favourite luckae
September 23, 2023 at 5:55 PM
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Growing up next to the dawn winery vs growing up next to the knights HQ

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[ #genshinimpact #kaeya #diluc ]
November 13, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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Voice in my head.

#luckae #genshin
November 14, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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noctuababy.bsky.social
"Squares & Circles", a kaeluc fanfiction, is now up on AO3! #KaelucHalloweenFest

🌷 Modern College AU
🌷 Fluff, Romcom
🌷 Bi Kaeya falls for """straight""" Diluc
🌷 Both cis and amab
🌷 Kaeya is scared of horror movies 😱
🎥 Movie prompt: "Alien"

#kaeluc

archiveofourown.org/works/51410584
November 6, 2023 at 10:47 PM
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First Post on this new app
Sey hey when you see me!

#luckae #genshin
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