Waiting for the right to take this seriously and start braying.

Yep. Preemptively calling out the National Guard for a protest by citizens is fascism. We are allowed to protest under the US Constitution that these assholes swore an oath to.

Nope! Just livin’ the dream as an adjunct 🤣

🎶Nepo babies, we* make their dreams come true…🎵

*By we, I mean the university professors and support staff who are expected to put in unpaid labor to make sure athletes are maintaining eligibility, even though they sure aren’t contributing to the learning environment.

Wait, my dad drove you to the airport?!

I like how he cites the availability of being able to track one’s eating and exercise as magically making those things tenable for people. Apparently this smooth brain has never heard of food journaling, but yeah, get back to me when that inevitably fails and you can move the goalposts again.

…but what’s your birth month?

I showed up to protest this shitshow and all I got was money out of my pocket for parking, a shirt, sign-making supplies, and gas. What a ripoff.

Friend, nothing stuns me anymore.