Paused Faces
@pausedfaces.bsky.social
-- July 2025 - ok maybe I'll start posting again. --
Screenshotting paused videos for fun faces on Bluesky since February 2024.
Want your image taken down? Reach out. It shall be done.
Screenshotting paused videos for fun faces on Bluesky since February 2024.
Want your image taken down? Reach out. It shall be done.
When it's been several years but you can't switch jobs because the tech market is tough and now you're stuck as a storm trooper on the Death Star because you need to provide healthcare for your family. And the salary is horrible.
May 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When it's been several years but you can't switch jobs because the tech market is tough and now you're stuck as a storm trooper on the Death Star because you need to provide healthcare for your family. And the salary is horrible.
Change the system from the inside, they said.
It was the proper way to do it, they said.
It was the proper way to do it, they said.
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Change the system from the inside, they said.
It was the proper way to do it, they said.
It was the proper way to do it, they said.
And it's multiple companies? And they actually name her? Is Adam Sandler suing them?
(Leaving personalized ads off is quite an experience.)
(Leaving personalized ads off is quite an experience.)
May 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And it's multiple companies? And they actually name her? Is Adam Sandler suing them?
(Leaving personalized ads off is quite an experience.)
(Leaving personalized ads off is quite an experience.)
Hotel Transylvania lewd AI advertisements were not on my bingo card.
May 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hotel Transylvania lewd AI advertisements were not on my bingo card.
@crunchyroll.com plz let us take screenshots on your mobile app so we can share these amazing faces more easily with the world. I had to get these from YouTube and that's not fair.
April 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
@crunchyroll.com plz let us take screenshots on your mobile app so we can share these amazing faces more easily with the world. I had to get these from YouTube and that's not fair.
Working for the weekend, am I right?
(Death Parade episode 6 ~11:10 mark)
(Death Parade episode 6 ~11:10 mark)
March 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Working for the weekend, am I right?
(Death Parade episode 6 ~11:10 mark)
(Death Parade episode 6 ~11:10 mark)
February 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
January 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Opening up your work PC on January 2nd:
- "wanted to circle back on this"
- mandatory software updates
- you've been assigned new tickets
- corpo slack double digit notifications
- HR meeting scheduled during layoff season with your manager listed as optional
- "wanted to circle back on this"
- mandatory software updates
- you've been assigned new tickets
- corpo slack double digit notifications
- HR meeting scheduled during layoff season with your manager listed as optional
January 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Opening up your work PC on January 2nd:
- "wanted to circle back on this"
- mandatory software updates
- you've been assigned new tickets
- corpo slack double digit notifications
- HR meeting scheduled during layoff season with your manager listed as optional
- "wanted to circle back on this"
- mandatory software updates
- you've been assigned new tickets
- corpo slack double digit notifications
- HR meeting scheduled during layoff season with your manager listed as optional
"What do you mean, selling simple horse armor DLC has led to the downfall of modern gaming?"
Featuring: @yakkocmn.bsky.social
Source (an *excellent* critique of gacha games): youtu.be/4Y4w5OspCDs
Featuring: @yakkocmn.bsky.social
Source (an *excellent* critique of gacha games): youtu.be/4Y4w5OspCDs
December 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
"What do you mean, selling simple horse armor DLC has led to the downfall of modern gaming?"
Featuring: @yakkocmn.bsky.social
Source (an *excellent* critique of gacha games): youtu.be/4Y4w5OspCDs
Featuring: @yakkocmn.bsky.social
Source (an *excellent* critique of gacha games): youtu.be/4Y4w5OspCDs
When you're watching your toddler nephew, but he's getting a bit too close to the outlet, and he won't listen to you from across the room.
Like, "Hey, little man. Hey! HEY!"
Featuring: @bigboiramram.bsky.social
Source (a critical review yet hilarious of Something Borrowed): youtu.be/iP9u2fhTu0I
Like, "Hey, little man. Hey! HEY!"
Featuring: @bigboiramram.bsky.social
Source (a critical review yet hilarious of Something Borrowed): youtu.be/iP9u2fhTu0I
December 29, 2024 at 7:31 PM
When you're watching your toddler nephew, but he's getting a bit too close to the outlet, and he won't listen to you from across the room.
Like, "Hey, little man. Hey! HEY!"
Featuring: @bigboiramram.bsky.social
Source (a critical review yet hilarious of Something Borrowed): youtu.be/iP9u2fhTu0I
Like, "Hey, little man. Hey! HEY!"
Featuring: @bigboiramram.bsky.social
Source (a critical review yet hilarious of Something Borrowed): youtu.be/iP9u2fhTu0I
Me and the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024
December 28, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Me and the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024
The barely controllable urge to delete all your accounts and assume another identity somewhere else, far away from all your problems. But they'll still follow you. They'll still follow.
December 26, 2024 at 11:55 PM
The barely controllable urge to delete all your accounts and assume another identity somewhere else, far away from all your problems. But they'll still follow you. They'll still follow.
Suddenly realizing the people running the cool accounts I used to follow years ago on Twitter (I think) are probably much younger than me. Suddenly realizing how old I am.
December 25, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Suddenly realizing the people running the cool accounts I used to follow years ago on Twitter (I think) are probably much younger than me. Suddenly realizing how old I am.
Realizing that the Christmas tree is looking pretty sparse because you don't have the resources to provide awesome physical gifts for your kids and your life has been in disarray for about a decade ... but you're still trying somehow.
December 25, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Realizing that the Christmas tree is looking pretty sparse because you don't have the resources to provide awesome physical gifts for your kids and your life has been in disarray for about a decade ... but you're still trying somehow.
Truly we live in a hell of our own creation, creating cures for ailments we wreak upon ourselves.
Source: some ad I found online.
Featuring: some guy that looks like an AI rendition knock off of Tom Hardy (cute though ngl)
Source: some ad I found online.
Featuring: some guy that looks like an AI rendition knock off of Tom Hardy (cute though ngl)
December 22, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Truly we live in a hell of our own creation, creating cures for ailments we wreak upon ourselves.
Source: some ad I found online.
Featuring: some guy that looks like an AI rendition knock off of Tom Hardy (cute though ngl)
Source: some ad I found online.
Featuring: some guy that looks like an AI rendition knock off of Tom Hardy (cute though ngl)
![Picture of Snorlax sitting in an intersection with a crying cat face instead of his own. Yellow lettering underneath says "[sad piece of shit noises]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6yvnrg7krxamwzm4jqsukbsb/bafkreihwdvlhtsnc727v3xgcqniur3iwfnvkalh4pmpn7k7wysygkbizm4@jpeg)
Feels good fam. Feels good.
December 20, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Feels good fam. Feels good.