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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants
@paulymagicpants.bsky.social
Software engineer 🤓 London 🇬🇧 Pansexual ⚧️ Open relationship 👬 Knackered 💤 Hate general stupidity and intolerance ❌ Blow my…. Mind 😏
I believe I fit that criteria ;)
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It was a HUGE issue!
December 29, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Try ‘Shantaram’ brilliant book
December 24, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Would be cool to see the checklist :)
December 15, 2024 at 10:31 AM
5 if you’re in wicked
December 10, 2024 at 8:06 AM
2/2 to investigate, leaving the bottle of poppers with the cap loose sticking out of the front pocket. The dog came up and had a good whiff. They let me go with them as well… needless to say I put them straight in the bin. I was mortified
December 6, 2024 at 10:07 AM
1/2: I got stopped in Bucharest once because I’d forgotten to take a bottle of poppers out of my bag and the machine flagged it as explosives. Cue sniffer dogs, the works.

I had to explain that it was ‘room odouriser’ to help me sleep at night, he then propped my bag up for the sniffer dog
December 6, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Reported and blocked
December 4, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Fuck off spambot
December 4, 2024 at 6:53 PM
My palms were sweaty reading this, I can’t imagine how thankful everyone was for your skill and calmness in that situation.
December 3, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Underwear is banned on Mondays. I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Would you trim the rudder for a cross-wind take-off/landing? Or is it usually more for use at cruising speed?
November 29, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I could never finish that 😂😅
November 29, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Don’t! You’re beautiful!
November 29, 2024 at 5:46 AM