Paul Trueman
@paulwtrueman.bsky.social
Copywriter, creative, beach bum, and very occasional maniac. I do words and ideas for brilliant causes and companies.
www.truemancommunications.co.uk
www.truemancommunications.co.uk
But isn't that....the whole point of them?
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
But isn't that....the whole point of them?
If we can knight Becks for stuffing his trousers with cash and his face with fillers, surely we can knight this absolute legend for his amazing charity work tonight. #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If we can knight Becks for stuffing his trousers with cash and his face with fillers, surely we can knight this absolute legend for his amazing charity work tonight. #celebritytraitors
You've reminded me of one of my fave of the many warm, friendly diary entries Alan Rickman penned about his experience filming HP. #albania #socalledrehearsal
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You've reminded me of one of my fave of the many warm, friendly diary entries Alan Rickman penned about his experience filming HP. #albania #socalledrehearsal
"COMING SOON TO BBC: "The Mohican and Mohammed"
"This new Sunday night series will see Joe Marler and Nick Mohammed travel the length and breadth of Great Britain, tackling unsolved mysteries." #celebritytraitors
"This new Sunday night series will see Joe Marler and Nick Mohammed travel the length and breadth of Great Britain, tackling unsolved mysteries." #celebritytraitors
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"COMING SOON TO BBC: "The Mohican and Mohammed"
"This new Sunday night series will see Joe Marler and Nick Mohammed travel the length and breadth of Great Britain, tackling unsolved mysteries." #celebritytraitors
"This new Sunday night series will see Joe Marler and Nick Mohammed travel the length and breadth of Great Britain, tackling unsolved mysteries." #celebritytraitors
I remain unconvinced by Matthew Parris's definition of 'lost everything' in today's Times, a plea for us all to leave poor, benighted Prince Andrew alone. Apparently it's making us look bad, guys.
October 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I remain unconvinced by Matthew Parris's definition of 'lost everything' in today's Times, a plea for us all to leave poor, benighted Prince Andrew alone. Apparently it's making us look bad, guys.
YOU AND ME BOTH MATE #celebritytraitors
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
YOU AND ME BOTH MATE #celebritytraitors
"The Rest is Advertising: we take it to the next level so it's just Marina, Richard, Dominic, Tom, Rory and the rest of them doing 40 minutes of ads"
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
"The Rest is Advertising: we take it to the next level so it's just Marina, Richard, Dominic, Tom, Rory and the rest of them doing 40 minutes of ads"
The absolute state of the daily sucking up that The Times does on behalf of its Murdoch owners is astonishing. Here it is citing completely groundless 'unrest' in American cities.
October 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The absolute state of the daily sucking up that The Times does on behalf of its Murdoch owners is astonishing. Here it is citing completely groundless 'unrest' in American cities.
Tennyson really was quite hot, wasn't he?
October 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Tennyson really was quite hot, wasn't he?
Family resemblance is strong
October 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Family resemblance is strong
"Go and bend your fish, you petty goldfish-catcher!"
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
"Go and bend your fish, you petty goldfish-catcher!"
I like how the second para hints that the 'urban daubing' is a direct result of the PC-gone-mad appointment of a woman to the top job.
October 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I like how the second para hints that the 'urban daubing' is a direct result of the PC-gone-mad appointment of a woman to the top job.
"Thank you for joining Jeremy's Your Party. To access our Your Party membership, simply click on our personalised 'My Your Party' button...."
July 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"Thank you for joining Jeremy's Your Party. To access our Your Party membership, simply click on our personalised 'My Your Party' button...."
I've not played Fortnite in a while but I don't remember this level of anatomical detail being available
July 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I've not played Fortnite in a while but I don't remember this level of anatomical detail being available
One of those blissful cinema experiences where you sit in the dark for 2 hours, grinning like a loon, occasionally crying and cheering, really thankful that Big Blue is back in safe hands. #Superman
July 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
One of those blissful cinema experiences where you sit in the dark for 2 hours, grinning like a loon, occasionally crying and cheering, really thankful that Big Blue is back in safe hands. #Superman
"This morning the BBC Ambassador gave the handsy TV chef a final note stating that unless we heard from him by 11 0'clock that a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Gregg Wallace."
July 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"This morning the BBC Ambassador gave the handsy TV chef a final note stating that unless we heard from him by 11 0'clock that a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Gregg Wallace."
Probs nothing to worry about
July 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Probs nothing to worry about
Shout-out to this chap on the right, on Centre Court at 10.42pm and still totally committed to his shades. #Wimbledon
June 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Shout-out to this chap on the right, on Centre Court at 10.42pm and still totally committed to his shades. #Wimbledon
Love the first day at Wimbledon. Courts so green and lines so clear - you almost think you're still tripping balls from glastonbury.
June 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Love the first day at Wimbledon. Courts so green and lines so clear - you almost think you're still tripping balls from glastonbury.
Jacob Fearnley just started his quarter final at Queens. Nothing like a home crowd to roar you on. And to be fair, this is nothing like a crowd.
June 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Jacob Fearnley just started his quarter final at Queens. Nothing like a home crowd to roar you on. And to be fair, this is nothing like a crowd.
Today is one year to the day since the sheep here in north devon successfully simulated the behaviour of the voters of great britain, running away from Rishi and soon-to-be-former local MP Selaine. Happy anniversary everyone.
June 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Today is one year to the day since the sheep here in north devon successfully simulated the behaviour of the voters of great britain, running away from Rishi and soon-to-be-former local MP Selaine. Happy anniversary everyone.
Dear Spectator, when Rod Liddle is your go-to guy for this, you really should call it a day.
June 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Dear Spectator, when Rod Liddle is your go-to guy for this, you really should call it a day.
I tell you what *is* the ethos of the festival, Alice. It's Yurtel's zero-fucks approach to people with more money than sense. They'll be cheering this in the healing fields.
#glastonbury
#glastonbury
May 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I tell you what *is* the ethos of the festival, Alice. It's Yurtel's zero-fucks approach to people with more money than sense. They'll be cheering this in the healing fields.
#glastonbury
#glastonbury