Paul Wallace
@paulwallace.at
Generally flat with a mixed surface but not particularly fast.
That's what we'll be doing. Tree down, as tradition dictates, at the crowning of the new Darts World Champion. Fairy lights will be kept/ redistributed around the house until Feb.
January 2, 2026 at 2:10 PM
That's what we'll be doing. Tree down, as tradition dictates, at the crowning of the new Darts World Champion. Fairy lights will be kept/ redistributed around the house until Feb.
I've scrolled all this way and there's no mention of the Stallions' Stallion, Proud James.
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I've scrolled all this way and there's no mention of the Stallions' Stallion, Proud James.
Missed the show today. Up late watching England's cricketers dish more false hope. Lovely snow tribute to British TV icon 'First Series Bungle' by the way.
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Missed the show today. Up late watching England's cricketers dish more false hope. Lovely snow tribute to British TV icon 'First Series Bungle' by the way.
Oh! Not far from me. I'll pop over later with all of those small clothes his Elves have mis-labeled as medium.
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh! Not far from me. I'll pop over later with all of those small clothes his Elves have mis-labeled as medium.
You don't often see a CRT TV. Even better it is attached to the wall with some metal work from a shipyard.
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You don't often see a CRT TV. Even better it is attached to the wall with some metal work from a shipyard.
A lovely tribute to British TV legend Cartoon Head.
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A lovely tribute to British TV legend Cartoon Head.
Yeah, I'm done. I somehow ended up on the floor watching that final set.
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yeah, I'm done. I somehow ended up on the floor watching that final set.
I think you've nailed the problem. It "is bigger and more lucrative than ever".
December 23, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I think you've nailed the problem. It "is bigger and more lucrative than ever".
Has she gone on Stars in their Eyes USA as Anastasia?
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Has she gone on Stars in their Eyes USA as Anastasia?
I can see that at the RVT.
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I can see that at the RVT.
It feels personal, sometimes.
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It feels personal, sometimes.
Where can I find her tour dates?
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Where can I find her tour dates?
From Vinted, I presume.
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
From Vinted, I presume.
I see there not even pretending there used to be a roof on that stand!
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I see there not even pretending there used to be a roof on that stand!
That's pretty much how my one and only ski lesson ended. Thankfully the TVNZ crew were pointing the other way, so it only plays on a loop in my head and not on blooper shows.
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That's pretty much how my one and only ski lesson ended. Thankfully the TVNZ crew were pointing the other way, so it only plays on a loop in my head and not on blooper shows.
I think my grandparents had a set of those. I think the brown stripe was interchangeable- they had some with a shade of blue I'd never seen before, or since.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I think my grandparents had a set of those. I think the brown stripe was interchangeable- they had some with a shade of blue I'd never seen before, or since.
It's how I imagine the Vacant Third Man will look when that EuroMillions win of yours comes in.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's how I imagine the Vacant Third Man will look when that EuroMillions win of yours comes in.
I'm sure I saw that armchar tell another arm chair to 'Fuck Off'. Critics were spot on.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'm sure I saw that armchar tell another arm chair to 'Fuck Off'. Critics were spot on.
What's his 'Genie in a Bottle' like?
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What's his 'Genie in a Bottle' like?
My cat pukes so often, I do find myself congratulating it for not leaving a pile of cat vomit to clean up in the morning.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My cat pukes so often, I do find myself congratulating it for not leaving a pile of cat vomit to clean up in the morning.
The alt-text never lets me down.
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The alt-text never lets me down.
It's easy to do, even with clammy hands.
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It's easy to do, even with clammy hands.
