Paul Travisano
@paultrav.bsky.social
If zombies come, I’ll English Major them to death.
Writer | Comedian | Shower Enthusiast
📍Los Angeles via NYC
Writer | Comedian | Shower Enthusiast
📍Los Angeles via NYC
Some guy pitching at Amazon: “They just announced Young Sherlock. Young Sheldon was a hit. I’m telling you, now is the time for Young Shelob!”
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Some guy pitching at Amazon: “They just announced Young Sherlock. Young Sheldon was a hit. I’m telling you, now is the time for Young Shelob!”
Democrats continue to give master classes in turning the other cheek to a guy with a sledgehammer
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Democrats continue to give master classes in turning the other cheek to a guy with a sledgehammer
There’s talk of naming the new Washington Commanders stadium after Trump. Some of the proposed names for the new development:
Fascist Field
Shutdown Stadium
The Combover Coliseum
Fascist Field
Shutdown Stadium
The Combover Coliseum
Washington Commanders ownership anticipates conversations with President Trump about the team’s new stadium when he attends Sunday’s game against the Detroit Lions at Northwest Stadium.
Yet, no formal request has been made about naming the new development after him, according to a team source.
Yet, no formal request has been made about naming the new development after him, according to a team source.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
There’s talk of naming the new Washington Commanders stadium after Trump. Some of the proposed names for the new development:
Fascist Field
Shutdown Stadium
The Combover Coliseum
Fascist Field
Shutdown Stadium
The Combover Coliseum
In a night filled with much bigger and grander stories and moments, for some reason I feel compelled to note that Gavin Newsom quoted Walt Whitman in his speech this evening.
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
In a night filled with much bigger and grander stories and moments, for some reason I feel compelled to note that Gavin Newsom quoted Walt Whitman in his speech this evening.
Here’s an incredibly current and of-the-moment TV show opinion: LOST > Dark.
October 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Here’s an incredibly current and of-the-moment TV show opinion: LOST > Dark.
Look if you wanna sing along to Wicked that’s fine, so as long as you let me scream in fear at the flying monkeys
November 23, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Look if you wanna sing along to Wicked that’s fine, so as long as you let me scream in fear at the flying monkeys
Just flew over from twitter and man are my right to bear arms tired
November 23, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Just flew over from twitter and man are my right to bear arms tired