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I'd bet my money on 'wont run in 2028' means a national emergency will stop elections from being held. The type of emergency where the army is called in to control crime waves or an invasion. How many Americans would die to stop Russia invading Alaska?
August 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'd bet my money on 'wont run in 2028' means a national emergency will stop elections from being held. The type of emergency where the army is called in to control crime waves or an invasion. How many Americans would die to stop Russia invading Alaska?
Dudette, like in that Prince song 'Dudette Colette' 🤩
July 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Dudette, like in that Prince song 'Dudette Colette' 🤩
Are HMRC going to put them on emergency tax while they work it out?
July 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Are HMRC going to put them on emergency tax while they work it out?
Oh I get it now, so trickle-down has never worked before because we weren't giving enough money to the top.
July 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Oh I get it now, so trickle-down has never worked before because we weren't giving enough money to the top.
I never understood as a child when adults talked about 'getting on the property ladder' it was explained as getting a small place that you can sell or rent out later when up buy a bigger home. Now I am older and wiser I know it really was a ladder and it was being pulled up by those already on it
July 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I never understood as a child when adults talked about 'getting on the property ladder' it was explained as getting a small place that you can sell or rent out later when up buy a bigger home. Now I am older and wiser I know it really was a ladder and it was being pulled up by those already on it
I'm all for making it easier to build homes for people because we certainly need them, however I fear a bonfire of regulation will inevitably lead us straight to the next Grenfell event. It capitalists could be trusted we wouldn't need so much paperwork. Not like really stops them anyway. 😒
July 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm all for making it easier to build homes for people because we certainly need them, however I fear a bonfire of regulation will inevitably lead us straight to the next Grenfell event. It capitalists could be trusted we wouldn't need so much paperwork. Not like really stops them anyway. 😒
Let's see him win DragRace then. If he is peak human, he will look good in 💄 and 👠.
July 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Let's see him win DragRace then. If he is peak human, he will look good in 💄 and 👠.
Not if, as you proposed, it and other 🐥s had to expire on a daily basis. How many lifetimes go into a single bucket?
July 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Not if, as you proposed, it and other 🐥s had to expire on a daily basis. How many lifetimes go into a single bucket?
Because the poor 🐥 would rather not give over it's many years of life for the very brief enjoyment of your taste buds. Since you'd be mostly tasting seasoned coating anyway, why not try an alternative?
July 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Because the poor 🐥 would rather not give over it's many years of life for the very brief enjoyment of your taste buds. Since you'd be mostly tasting seasoned coating anyway, why not try an alternative?
In fairness, all of those listed are slaves to the oligarchs who have bought their way into the power structure. The actual social models don't really matter any more because they focus on maximizing profits for the wealthy elites by the exploitation of the people. 100% capitalist playbook.
July 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
In fairness, all of those listed are slaves to the oligarchs who have bought their way into the power structure. The actual social models don't really matter any more because they focus on maximizing profits for the wealthy elites by the exploitation of the people. 100% capitalist playbook.
Don't forget about 3% those owners also own about 40% of the whole lot which they rent out at sometimes 2x the monthly mortgage value.
June 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Don't forget about 3% those owners also own about 40% of the whole lot which they rent out at sometimes 2x the monthly mortgage value.
In all fairness can it be any worse? Being so young he has time to realise the errors in his judgement and...oh who am I kidding?
Best of luck to Warwickshire.
Best of luck to Warwickshire.
June 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
In all fairness can it be any worse? Being so young he has time to realise the errors in his judgement and...oh who am I kidding?
Best of luck to Warwickshire.
Best of luck to Warwickshire.
One female in a global network involving some of the richest and most influential males. Equally monstrous but uncommon.
June 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
One female in a global network involving some of the richest and most influential males. Equally monstrous but uncommon.
*Whistles innocently in British Crown Dependency*
June 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
*Whistles innocently in British Crown Dependency*
Truss wants Christian values? She can Timothy 2:12 the feck outta here.
June 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Truss wants Christian values? She can Timothy 2:12 the feck outta here.
Lucky you, we were never taught to read. Still can't complain, one Xmas when I was a nipper my parents saved enough money to bring home an Argos catalogue and let me look at pictures the children playing with the toys.
May 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Lucky you, we were never taught to read. Still can't complain, one Xmas when I was a nipper my parents saved enough money to bring home an Argos catalogue and let me look at pictures the children playing with the toys.
Poe's Law is now in meatspace. I mean what would a parody sign look like? "Makin' that sign must've taken all night" -T.Swift
May 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Poe's Law is now in meatspace. I mean what would a parody sign look like? "Makin' that sign must've taken all night" -T.Swift
Terry Pratchett's 'The Truth' covers this. The mentality is basically "It must be true because they wouldn't be allowed to print it if it wasn't."
May 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Terry Pratchett's 'The Truth' covers this. The mentality is basically "It must be true because they wouldn't be allowed to print it if it wasn't."
Everyone starts with a couple of million in the bank and play consists of putting hotels wherever you like and then negotiating why you're not paying a penny for them.
May 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Everyone starts with a couple of million in the bank and play consists of putting hotels wherever you like and then negotiating why you're not paying a penny for them.
*shakes head in resignation*
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May 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
*shakes head in resignation*
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May 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
"Your destination is currently unavailable. Searching for alternatives............."
That's the problem of evil right there. This god character supposedly knows everything and has a plan, so makes a law that allows indescribable suffering but also limits his own ability to control it. If god loved his creation he would protect the victim's right to live without suffering.
May 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
That's the problem of evil right there. This god character supposedly knows everything and has a plan, so makes a law that allows indescribable suffering but also limits his own ability to control it. If god loved his creation he would protect the victim's right to live without suffering.
Let them keep their egos. If Musk wants a giant statue for ending world hunger I'm okay with that. It can't make him more insufferable than he already is.
May 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Let them keep their egos. If Musk wants a giant statue for ending world hunger I'm okay with that. It can't make him more insufferable than he already is.