Paul Sims
@paulsims.com
Husband, father, former cutie pie 🥰 Rabbit dad/wrangler 🐇
Video game connoisseur 🎮 Shitcoin aficionado 💰
🤠 Dallas, Texas
🍁 Prince Edward County, Ontario
Video game connoisseur 🎮 Shitcoin aficionado 💰
🤠 Dallas, Texas
🍁 Prince Edward County, Ontario
Started as a zombie shooter where you could build forts. The zombies came at night. Then they did a free Battle Royale mode and it exploded. They brought back the zombie mode for Halloween and I'm having a goooood time.
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Started as a zombie shooter where you could build forts. The zombies came at night. Then they did a free Battle Royale mode and it exploded. They brought back the zombie mode for Halloween and I'm having a goooood time.
Blink and you miss it, but Brad Pitt's character in the F1 movie has a Hot Dog tattoo 🌭
September 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Blink and you miss it, but Brad Pitt's character in the F1 movie has a Hot Dog tattoo 🌭
Found this out yesterday, after staying the night at the Bass Pro Shop pyramid hotel in Memphis on a road trip. Not gonna lie, it was kitschy as hell and I loved it. 🐟
August 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Found this out yesterday, after staying the night at the Bass Pro Shop pyramid hotel in Memphis on a road trip. Not gonna lie, it was kitschy as hell and I loved it. 🐟
Positive Strep A test results
April 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Positive Strep A test results
Captured video of two deer foraging in the snow last night, eating what's left of our flower bed. If you look closely, you can see a third deer in the back. #pec 🦌🇨🇦
January 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Captured video of two deer foraging in the snow last night, eating what's left of our flower bed. If you look closely, you can see a third deer in the back. #pec 🦌🇨🇦
Is it purple? All the good shit is purple.
January 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Is it purple? All the good shit is purple.
Caught sight of one this morning on our driveway 🦊 🇨🇦
January 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Caught sight of one this morning on our driveway 🦊 🇨🇦
Used the "old guy sneak and creep" technique to get my first win of the season in Fortnite. It's not the most exciting gameplay, but patience is my greatest weapon against these youngsters. 👴 #fortnite
December 19, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Used the "old guy sneak and creep" technique to get my first win of the season in Fortnite. It's not the most exciting gameplay, but patience is my greatest weapon against these youngsters. 👴 #fortnite
Houdini says hello from Texas
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Houdini says hello from Texas
Waiting for the main card at the Mike Tyson v Jake Paul fight with @audreybelle.bsky.social at AT&T Stadium
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Waiting for the main card at the Mike Tyson v Jake Paul fight with @audreybelle.bsky.social at AT&T Stadium
Is Taco Bell here yet? Can someone convince them to bring back the Enchirito? 🥺
November 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Is Taco Bell here yet? Can someone convince them to bring back the Enchirito? 🥺
