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Paul Rutterford
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⬆️ Pulling a stupid face
You know in ‘The Simpsons’ when someone makes what they think is a really funny comment, two people to the side stare blankly at each other? I picture them when I hear the two BBC snowboarding commentators.
February 15, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Right, who wants to hold the other end?
February 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
That’s the next few weeks sorted out, then.
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The tallest skyscraper in Bavaria is the Oompah State Building.
February 12, 2026 at 9:57 AM
The name’s Bond, Jim Bond.

Not the same, is it?
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 AM
This is how I order a bun filled with Dutch fine-cut tobacco:
Drum roll, please…
February 4, 2026 at 12:15 PM
“This final set comes to you ad-free, courtesy of Rolex.”
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 AM
National anthem is the opposite of national anus.
January 24, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The 49ers jerseys are hideous, apparently.
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Nice sky blue pink sky down our way this afternoon.
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I’ve started working as a Brian Blessed impersonator. Business is booming.
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
St Mary & St Michael’s Church, Mistley, a short walk from my house. Nice, innit?
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Received this at noon today (16th). Note the date in the message. Anyone else smell a rat, or have received something similar?
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bert Weedon was once in a trio with Wally Whyton and Barry Withmetic.
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I don’t know how long it will take for the Earth to be destroyed by the Sun but it won’t be enough time for Rio Ferdinand to live down yesterday’s World Cup draw.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I dried my hands here

It should have taken seconds

But it took ages
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This World Cup draw thing is unremitting cobblers. JUST GET ON WITH IT!
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Scotland v Denmark. As Alex Ferguson once observed, “Football… bloody hell”.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Roy Chubby Brown’s real name is Roy Chusband Brown.
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Reposted by Paul Rutterford
Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
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October 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
🎶 Everybody was…
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Donald Trump really really doesn’t like this photo, so whatever you do… don’t share it. He would HATE that. 😈
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The album ‘Euro-Country’ by CMAT is wonderful. That’s it.
September 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Weird trail in the sky down our way.
August 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Does anyone have any flies they want to get rid of? There’s nowhere near enough of the fuckers in our house at the moment.
June 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM