Paul
@paulrenner.bsky.social
Usually a musician. Writes things sometimes.
Just walked over to the gas station and I've got two cottontail rabbits in my yard. I said, "Hi there, you bunnies," but they didn't pay any attention to me, being more interested in important bunny-business. Still, it's always a magical feeling to have bunnies in your yard.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just walked over to the gas station and I've got two cottontail rabbits in my yard. I said, "Hi there, you bunnies," but they didn't pay any attention to me, being more interested in important bunny-business. Still, it's always a magical feeling to have bunnies in your yard.
Consider the auk;
Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked.
--Ogden Nash
Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked.
--Ogden Nash
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Consider the auk;
Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked.
--Ogden Nash
Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked.
--Ogden Nash
Reposted by Paul
🇺🇸 Reportedly the person who shot Charlie Kirk.
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
🇺🇸 Reportedly the person who shot Charlie Kirk.
I asked ChatGPT to give me a 10-question quiz about Rush trivia.
ChatGPT got two of the 10 questions wrong. Not an A+ percentage by any means.
Two lessons from this:
1. Don't trust what you see on the screen.
2. Don't mess with me when it comes to Rush.
ChatGPT got two of the 10 questions wrong. Not an A+ percentage by any means.
Two lessons from this:
1. Don't trust what you see on the screen.
2. Don't mess with me when it comes to Rush.
August 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I asked ChatGPT to give me a 10-question quiz about Rush trivia.
ChatGPT got two of the 10 questions wrong. Not an A+ percentage by any means.
Two lessons from this:
1. Don't trust what you see on the screen.
2. Don't mess with me when it comes to Rush.
ChatGPT got two of the 10 questions wrong. Not an A+ percentage by any means.
Two lessons from this:
1. Don't trust what you see on the screen.
2. Don't mess with me when it comes to Rush.
"I'm trimming the wick of my Zippo" is such a fun sentence to say out loud. It sounds like an Ogden Nash poem.
March 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
"I'm trimming the wick of my Zippo" is such a fun sentence to say out loud. It sounds like an Ogden Nash poem.
I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!
(Emily Dickinson presaged the internet.)
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!
(Emily Dickinson presaged the internet.)
March 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!
(Emily Dickinson presaged the internet.)
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!
(Emily Dickinson presaged the internet.)
Yes, of course bunnies can swim. Bunnies are awesome.
March 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yes, of course bunnies can swim. Bunnies are awesome.
At a fancy dress party, Edith Wharton met an attractive man who kissed her hand in greeting. Wharton said, "The flavor starts at the elbow, dear."
I think that's sexy as hell. I want to go to a party like that.
I think that's sexy as hell. I want to go to a party like that.
March 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
At a fancy dress party, Edith Wharton met an attractive man who kissed her hand in greeting. Wharton said, "The flavor starts at the elbow, dear."
I think that's sexy as hell. I want to go to a party like that.
I think that's sexy as hell. I want to go to a party like that.
So scientists have begun working with woolly mammoth DNA. Part of the work includes creating "woolly mice." They are adorable. I want a woolly mouse.
March 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So scientists have begun working with woolly mammoth DNA. Part of the work includes creating "woolly mice." They are adorable. I want a woolly mouse.
So they just released the complete video from the Delphi murders. Tragic and terrifying.
March 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So they just released the complete video from the Delphi murders. Tragic and terrifying.
Volleyball is not for wimps.
February 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Volleyball is not for wimps.
The Associated Press is simply the most reliable, neutral, fact-based news source available. This should not be a political issue but we didn't start this fight.
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February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Associated Press is simply the most reliable, neutral, fact-based news source available. This should not be a political issue but we didn't start this fight.
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This is the back of the Mona Lisa.
February 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is the back of the Mona Lisa.
Let's be honest: I'm going to eat this whole frozen pizza tonight. Why do I even bother cutting it into slices?
February 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Let's be honest: I'm going to eat this whole frozen pizza tonight. Why do I even bother cutting it into slices?
I once found an authentic Toynbee Tile in the wild. It was in the parking lot of a Target store in Indiana. They covered it up a few days later. Have you ever found one?
February 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I once found an authentic Toynbee Tile in the wild. It was in the parking lot of a Target store in Indiana. They covered it up a few days later. Have you ever found one?
Don't touch my stuff!
February 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Don't touch my stuff!
If these tariffs affect US supplies of Geddy Lee, we may have to open the strategic Rush reserve. (Fortunately I've been hoarding for a while.)
February 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If these tariffs affect US supplies of Geddy Lee, we may have to open the strategic Rush reserve. (Fortunately I've been hoarding for a while.)
