Shocko
@pauloshock.bsky.social
Bay Area transplant from Ireland 🇮🇪
Are you thinking of Point Break, Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, 1991?
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Are you thinking of Point Break, Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, 1991?
Didn’t mean to make a bollix of the coffee this morning …
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Didn’t mean to make a bollix of the coffee this morning …
You can’t be Dingle, it’s a town in Kerry, Ireland.
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
You can’t be Dingle, it’s a town in Kerry, Ireland.
You know you’re getting old when you look at this on the desk and after thinking ‘need to get some more peanuts’ the next thought is “that’s a great container for all my loose nails, screws and bolts etc
August 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You know you’re getting old when you look at this on the desk and after thinking ‘need to get some more peanuts’ the next thought is “that’s a great container for all my loose nails, screws and bolts etc
Ken on his way to work?
August 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Ken on his way to work?
Not the Onion 🧅
Actual print version of today’s paper in Scotland.
🏴 Oh flower of Scotland, when will we see your like again ..? 🎶🎵🎶
Actual print version of today’s paper in Scotland.
🏴 Oh flower of Scotland, when will we see your like again ..? 🎶🎵🎶
July 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Not the Onion 🧅
Actual print version of today’s paper in Scotland.
🏴 Oh flower of Scotland, when will we see your like again ..? 🎶🎵🎶
Actual print version of today’s paper in Scotland.
🏴 Oh flower of Scotland, when will we see your like again ..? 🎶🎵🎶
And the bogus version was originally sung by King Harvest, not the prog rock band King Crimson. Close but no cigar! 😁
June 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
And the bogus version was originally sung by King Harvest, not the prog rock band King Crimson. Close but no cigar! 😁
From a Guardian article —-
A typo, maybe, or it was written by AI, and proof that AI has become sentient 🤔
A typo, maybe, or it was written by AI, and proof that AI has become sentient 🤔
June 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
From a Guardian article —-
A typo, maybe, or it was written by AI, and proof that AI has become sentient 🤔
A typo, maybe, or it was written by AI, and proof that AI has become sentient 🤔
You can take your feeling of being accepted, valued, and connected within a group, community, or social environment and leave it in this bag … 🤔
May 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You can take your feeling of being accepted, valued, and connected within a group, community, or social environment and leave it in this bag … 🤔
OG t-shirt
“They’re all just normal cheeses”
the next classic
“You’re not fucking Gary Lineker, okay?”
😂
“They’re all just normal cheeses”
the next classic
“You’re not fucking Gary Lineker, okay?”
😂
May 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
OG t-shirt
“They’re all just normal cheeses”
the next classic
“You’re not fucking Gary Lineker, okay?”
😂
“They’re all just normal cheeses”
the next classic
“You’re not fucking Gary Lineker, okay?”
😂
But what did you spritz yesterday?
May 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
But what did you spritz yesterday?
The Onion is crushing it today !
May 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Onion is crushing it today !
That’s right, nut lick 👅
Can’t even kiss Trump’s ass properly …
Can’t even kiss Trump’s ass properly …
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
That’s right, nut lick 👅
Can’t even kiss Trump’s ass properly …
Can’t even kiss Trump’s ass properly …
Here’s a magazine you’ll like 😂
April 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Here’s a magazine you’ll like 😂
Did they mean to say “Flash Fire“ 🔥
April 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Did they mean to say “Flash Fire“ 🔥
Do you mean this Fine Art Of Surfacing? Only ever heard of the Rats album
April 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Do you mean this Fine Art Of Surfacing? Only ever heard of the Rats album
Are these your Oyster Mushrooms, or just an old loaf of Johnston Mooney & O’Brien?
April 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Are these your Oyster Mushrooms, or just an old loaf of Johnston Mooney & O’Brien?
New bird species found in Greenland - any naming suggestions?
April 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
New bird species found in Greenland - any naming suggestions?
Similar to The Golden Compass?
“A truth-telling device, in the hands of a liar…”
How apt is that 🤔
“A truth-telling device, in the hands of a liar…”
How apt is that 🤔
March 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Similar to The Golden Compass?
“A truth-telling device, in the hands of a liar…”
How apt is that 🤔
“A truth-telling device, in the hands of a liar…”
How apt is that 🤔
