Paul N
@paulncov.bsky.social
I'm still on the other place - but only just.
Tree going up.
Just the 500 lights this time.
Baubles next.
Just the 500 lights this time.
Baubles next.
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Tree going up.
Just the 500 lights this time.
Baubles next.
Just the 500 lights this time.
Baubles next.
New "Bart Simpson prank-calling Moe's bar" name just dropped.
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
New "Bart Simpson prank-calling Moe's bar" name just dropped.
My sister was over for the weekend and casually happened to mention that she had yet another dog back home.
This is Sophie, a springer spaniel, to go with the three they've already got.
This is Sophie, a springer spaniel, to go with the three they've already got.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My sister was over for the weekend and casually happened to mention that she had yet another dog back home.
This is Sophie, a springer spaniel, to go with the three they've already got.
This is Sophie, a springer spaniel, to go with the three they've already got.
My niece has bought Chip the sausage dog a series of humiliating Christmas-themed outfits.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My niece has bought Chip the sausage dog a series of humiliating Christmas-themed outfits.
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
Post you from a different era
Me in 1991
Me in 1991
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Post you from a different era
Me in 1991
Me in 1991
Fifty years ago this morning, I wrote this about the previous night's shenanigans.
I'm still pissed off about the Vampire Bat being a dud, as we'd got the same box of assorted fireworks the previous year and that had been a favourite.
Miss Dolan, may she rest in peace, marked it "⭐Good".
I'm still pissed off about the Vampire Bat being a dud, as we'd got the same box of assorted fireworks the previous year and that had been a favourite.
Miss Dolan, may she rest in peace, marked it "⭐Good".
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Fifty years ago this morning, I wrote this about the previous night's shenanigans.
I'm still pissed off about the Vampire Bat being a dud, as we'd got the same box of assorted fireworks the previous year and that had been a favourite.
Miss Dolan, may she rest in peace, marked it "⭐Good".
I'm still pissed off about the Vampire Bat being a dud, as we'd got the same box of assorted fireworks the previous year and that had been a favourite.
Miss Dolan, may she rest in peace, marked it "⭐Good".
Tiny bit of a queue here at the CBS, for the new Cov/The Enemy shirts.
I'm only here cos I offered to get my mate one.
No good deed goes unpunished.
#pusb
I'm only here cos I offered to get my mate one.
No good deed goes unpunished.
#pusb
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Tiny bit of a queue here at the CBS, for the new Cov/The Enemy shirts.
I'm only here cos I offered to get my mate one.
No good deed goes unpunished.
#pusb
I'm only here cos I offered to get my mate one.
No good deed goes unpunished.
#pusb
A pleasant morning walk around Coombe Abbey, in the company of slavering hell-hounds Bella and Rudi.
Also pictured: one of Coombe's resident gryphons.
Also pictured: one of Coombe's resident gryphons.
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
A pleasant morning walk around Coombe Abbey, in the company of slavering hell-hounds Bella and Rudi.
Also pictured: one of Coombe's resident gryphons.
Also pictured: one of Coombe's resident gryphons.
"Evil sad demons that have infested this poor woman's brain, I command you to come out!"
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"Evil sad demons that have infested this poor woman's brain, I command you to come out!"
My nephew Paddy sneaked across the water this morning, bringing four of his mates to the game.
They raided his dad's shirt collection so they'd be appropriately dressed.
The boys were unaffiliated before the game, it's safe to say that they're converts to the Sky Blue cause now. #PUSB #IrishSkyBlues
They raided his dad's shirt collection so they'd be appropriately dressed.
The boys were unaffiliated before the game, it's safe to say that they're converts to the Sky Blue cause now. #PUSB #IrishSkyBlues
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My nephew Paddy sneaked across the water this morning, bringing four of his mates to the game.
They raided his dad's shirt collection so they'd be appropriately dressed.
The boys were unaffiliated before the game, it's safe to say that they're converts to the Sky Blue cause now. #PUSB #IrishSkyBlues
They raided his dad's shirt collection so they'd be appropriately dressed.
The boys were unaffiliated before the game, it's safe to say that they're converts to the Sky Blue cause now. #PUSB #IrishSkyBlues
There can be only one.
October 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
There can be only one.
Cov fans: Fancy a Sky Blue passport?
All you need to do is what my pal did.
Go to Bilbao for the weekend, get your passport and wallet stolen, then get in touch with the embassy for emergency travel documents.
They'll send you a smashing new passport in club colours. #pusb
All you need to do is what my pal did.
Go to Bilbao for the weekend, get your passport and wallet stolen, then get in touch with the embassy for emergency travel documents.
They'll send you a smashing new passport in club colours. #pusb
October 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Cov fans: Fancy a Sky Blue passport?
All you need to do is what my pal did.
Go to Bilbao for the weekend, get your passport and wallet stolen, then get in touch with the embassy for emergency travel documents.
They'll send you a smashing new passport in club colours. #pusb
All you need to do is what my pal did.
Go to Bilbao for the weekend, get your passport and wallet stolen, then get in touch with the embassy for emergency travel documents.
They'll send you a smashing new passport in club colours. #pusb
Mr Michael Winner would have chosen the quinoa, I feel.
October 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Mr Michael Winner would have chosen the quinoa, I feel.