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Paul Matthews
@paulmatthews78.bsky.social
I'm an aspiring author writing stories on Wattpad, Royal Road, and Inkitt. I mostly write comedy with a side of romance:

https://www.wattpad.com/user/PaulMatthews78

https://www.royalroad.com/profile/584744/fictions

https://www.inkitt.com/PaulMatthews78
Eva? I thought she was Ava. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Wait, who is this guy who saved Lisa? I forgot him. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"I'm not a demon. I just have a skin condition." #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
is he talking to us?? #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
All he did was backhand him. How is he still out? #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Who put the cat in the fridge? Well, this movie went too far now. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I refuse to believe Hawk could knock out anyone with a backhand. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Too bad there isn't anyone named Khan in this movie. Melanie is just waiting to say it. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"The gun is empty now."

Yeah, right. This is a movie. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"Your brother is no longer your brother. He's now your father." #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm so out of sync. Chrome keeps freezing the playback on me. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"What have you done to my brother?"

Spread cheese on his face, apparently. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ava's belt buckle is ridiculous. She's either from Texas or a pro wrestler. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Uhhhhh, Lisa, you look so beautiful in that red dress. Uhhhhh." #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Cthulhu hates cocaine. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Dammit, I was going to pay you the money Eddie owed you. Let me finish!" #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So...he dissolved in the blood? #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh, right. I forgot about the drug dealer guy outside. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"There's a monster in the fridge!!!"

"Oh, sweet. I need a little energy boost." - Hawk #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"Don't pss pss pss me, Lady!" - the cat #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Chris is about to start spitting pea soup and spinning his head around. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh, we're supposed to believe she's possessed? #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
She went from freaking out about her brother to playing dress-up pretty quickly. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"It's getting out of hand."

No, it's getting out of leg for you. #Riffotronic
January 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM