Oh very good. Jazzer also reminds me of Jimmy Corkhill from Brookside. Starting to think there may be a formula to this lark.

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Yes perfect choice. Amber is of course Lucy, the scheming one. This is fun. The SWs are rumbled!

Those old Emap Media habits die hard ... 🤣 (ex IB ed here!).

Oh! Soz. Anyway, who is the hapless Cliff Barnes of Ambridge? Jakob? Kinda ambitious but not very driven. Ooh how about Ed?

"You're a no-good drunk [Sue-Ellen/Alice] - git back to that thar [sanatorium/rehab]." Yes. I see what you mean! And Doris probably ain't dead - like Bobby, she's just been having a long shower. #TheArchers

Caused a stir at our allotment, that story - leading to much composting of courgettes.

The courgette poisoning issue is for real - as The Guardian's Tim Dowling found: www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Goose #1 to its followers: "As you see, the humans are simple creatures that form a straight line to point things at we more intelligent life forms..."

Incredible. I've heard of fire extinguishers flying into them, too, and killing people.

China is going the way of Japan: making robots the do idiotic tricks rather than being useful. When Japan needed robots to inspect Fukushima post meltdown, all they had were dancing Asimos and robot dogs. Caused a big rethink. ;-)

Hi folks. Are you related to the Elsevier Science journal, Space Policy?