Paul Mahoney
@paulmahoney.bsky.social
Cartoonist & tickle fight champion 1896.
Bugger it! It still means he's still breathing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Bugger it! It still means he's still breathing.
"The Conservative Party is dead"?
Can someone tell me what the difference is between Reform & the Conservatives?
Can someone tell me what the difference is between Reform & the Conservatives?
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"The Conservative Party is dead"?
Can someone tell me what the difference is between Reform & the Conservatives?
Can someone tell me what the difference is between Reform & the Conservatives?
Judging by her performance on Question Time yesterday, she must have a banging hangover this morning.
October 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Judging by her performance on Question Time yesterday, she must have a banging hangover this morning.
I was just thinking that as I typed my previous reply. Sounds as if 'her indoors' is giving him a bit of trouble, too.
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I was just thinking that as I typed my previous reply. Sounds as if 'her indoors' is giving him a bit of trouble, too.
I did watch a bit of CALL My Bluff beforehand. Very beige in colour. The set, not necessarily Frank Muir.
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I did watch a bit of CALL My Bluff beforehand. Very beige in colour. The set, not necessarily Frank Muir.
Farage sounds as if he belongs in the 70s. All that nicotine has made him the ashtray of flesh he is today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Farage sounds as if he belongs in the 70s. All that nicotine has made him the ashtray of flesh he is today.
I’ve just watched an episode of ‘Face The Music’ from 1976 (strangely compelling). Beige, grey & green,combovers galore and they all wore glasses that looked as if they’d stolen them. I’m no Brad Pitt, but there’s no way the host was only 3 years older than I am now at the time of recording.
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’ve just watched an episode of ‘Face The Music’ from 1976 (strangely compelling). Beige, grey & green,combovers galore and they all wore glasses that looked as if they’d stolen them. I’m no Brad Pitt, but there’s no way the host was only 3 years older than I am now at the time of recording.
Gogglebox is an on at 9 sooooo. . .
October 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gogglebox is an on at 9 sooooo. . .
Has anyone named it a ‘vagineck’ yet?
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Has anyone named it a ‘vagineck’ yet?
Well, they can just vote for a new leader. . . Oh, hangonaminnit!
October 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Well, they can just vote for a new leader. . . Oh, hangonaminnit!
Cucumber. Do I win £5.00?
October 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Cucumber. Do I win £5.00?
So smug. It’s as if, everyday, she’s rolled out of bed up & her own arse.
October 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So smug. It’s as if, everyday, she’s rolled out of bed up & her own arse.
I find it highly unlikely that he’s bonking her. It’ll be like trying to push an omelette under a door.
October 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I find it highly unlikely that he’s bonking her. It’ll be like trying to push an omelette under a door.
I hope so. I have finished Alien Earth yet.
September 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I hope so. I have finished Alien Earth yet.
Thanks for ‘pointing’ it out. . . Y’welcome!
September 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Thanks for ‘pointing’ it out. . . Y’welcome!
If only he spoke to Putin like that. Doesn’t have to be now. Two weeks, maybe.
September 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If only he spoke to Putin like that. Doesn’t have to be now. Two weeks, maybe.
Made his fortune as a member of the EU. Arsehole!
September 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Made his fortune as a member of the EU. Arsehole!
Oooh, now then. I like a sprout. Very cleansing.
September 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Oooh, now then. I like a sprout. Very cleansing.
I’d say disgusting. The devil’s vegetable.
September 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’d say disgusting. The devil’s vegetable.
It’s his pet name for shouty Steve.
September 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s his pet name for shouty Steve.
Does it contain parsnips?
September 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Does it contain parsnips?