paulmadsen.bsky.social
@paulmadsen.bsky.social
Is someone getting me a coke?
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
They're not sending their best, they're sending the rest
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
September 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Is there anything more depressing than a brand new bulk box of dog poop bags?
September 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Pet sitting my son's cat so I thought I'd try this 'art' that everyone is talking about
September 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How do you expect to progress at pickleball if your practice facility doesn't have automatic ball return??
September 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
August 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@canadaland.com this, I posit, warrants a full 'guffaw' rather than a mere 'chortle'.

Keep shilling your Canadian mattresses
August 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
August 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Next Xmas just got way more expensive
June 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
May 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Science still unable to explain why plaid on plaid annoys women so much
April 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Height of flag every day will be determined by price of $TRUMP coin.

Raise the flag by buying $TRUMP!!
April 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
He Has Risen (from the shed)
April 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Astronaut Katy Perry's controls & gauges for her historic flight.
April 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This is going to be a painful tattoo but what the fuck
April 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
JD gonna drop that thing
April 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
They so desperately want to interlock pinkies
April 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Trump has all the cards
April 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
April 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
March 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"Have you said thank you once?"
March 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Both of them just want to disappear into that sofa
March 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
February 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM