@paulmacbeath.bsky.social
Software engineer and a, pretty much, retired goalkeeper. Started coding Basic aged about 7 or 8 on a ZX81, then a Commodore Plus4. Happy days.
There’s a reason why Yang could never get anywhere near the first team, and is now a consistent starter.…and it’s not because he’s suddenly got a lot better ☹️. The board have shrunk the jersey.
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
There’s a reason why Yang could never get anywhere near the first team, and is now a consistent starter.…and it’s not because he’s suddenly got a lot better ☹️. The board have shrunk the jersey.
I’ve lucked out currently watching an old episode of The A Team on legend.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’ve lucked out currently watching an old episode of The A Team on legend.
Sensible soccer?
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sensible soccer?
Shocking. Player sliding in comitted a foul too, so if VAR denies the goal they should have then awarded celtic a freekick and a red card for the defender being the last man in a goal scoring position.
October 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Shocking. Player sliding in comitted a foul too, so if VAR denies the goal they should have then awarded celtic a freekick and a red card for the defender being the last man in a goal scoring position.
(get) smart shoes
September 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
(get) smart shoes
It's no wonder our NHS is in a state. A&E is packed with people all with broken arms from trying to nab a quick swan snack.
September 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's no wonder our NHS is in a state. A&E is packed with people all with broken arms from trying to nab a quick swan snack.
Could journos play the same game perhaps? “I spoke to a taxi driver who says you’re a nonce, prove to me that you’re not one.”
September 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Could journos play the same game perhaps? “I spoke to a taxi driver who says you’re a nonce, prove to me that you’re not one.”
Yeah I thought that too, but I'm guessing we have some missing commas, so:
"she confided that her flat mate, and identical twin, share a set of sex toys"
"she confided that her flat mate, and identical twin, share a set of sex toys"
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yeah I thought that too, but I'm guessing we have some missing commas, so:
"she confided that her flat mate, and identical twin, share a set of sex toys"
"she confided that her flat mate, and identical twin, share a set of sex toys"
Bet you felt like a right arse.
September 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bet you felt like a right arse.
I used to think he had a little stick man body until someone told me it was a tie.
September 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I used to think he had a little stick man body until someone told me it was a tie.
Young Guns. What a great movie.
August 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Young Guns. What a great movie.
Why doesn't he just say polls are at 1500%, why stop in the 90s, or even at 100%?
August 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Why doesn't he just say polls are at 1500%, why stop in the 90s, or even at 100%?
A bag of revels coming your way next then
July 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A bag of revels coming your way next then
Car for sale
1 owner, 6 months old
12ft on the clock
Buyer must collect
1 owner, 6 months old
12ft on the clock
Buyer must collect
June 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Car for sale
1 owner, 6 months old
12ft on the clock
Buyer must collect
1 owner, 6 months old
12ft on the clock
Buyer must collect
You're not Tom Henderson are you?
June 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You're not Tom Henderson are you?
“one of the greatest No. 10s in football" - Zidane
June 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
“one of the greatest No. 10s in football" - Zidane
never really watched Miami Vice first time round, might have to give it a go.
But I hope that episode is as good as when Boy George guessed starred in The A Team. That episode was quality (or at least my memory thinks so!)
But I hope that episode is as good as when Boy George guessed starred in The A Team. That episode was quality (or at least my memory thinks so!)
June 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
never really watched Miami Vice first time round, might have to give it a go.
But I hope that episode is as good as when Boy George guessed starred in The A Team. That episode was quality (or at least my memory thinks so!)
But I hope that episode is as good as when Boy George guessed starred in The A Team. That episode was quality (or at least my memory thinks so!)
Just use some WD40
May 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Just use some WD40
If you sell beer in a pub and looking to try and get the 10% coke drinkers to convert, selling cola flavoured beer to all is not gonna work.
May 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you sell beer in a pub and looking to try and get the 10% coke drinkers to convert, selling cola flavoured beer to all is not gonna work.
May 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
If you sell beer in a pub and looking to try and get the 10% coke drinkers to convert, selling cola flavoured beer to all is not gonna work.
What was the tv quiz show back in the 80s where they had a round playing Hyper Sports (or possibly it was Track & Field)? Fond memories of that!
(But I always liked the original Wonderboy in the arcades, could make 10p last a pretty long time).
(But I always liked the original Wonderboy in the arcades, could make 10p last a pretty long time).
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What was the tv quiz show back in the 80s where they had a round playing Hyper Sports (or possibly it was Track & Field)? Fond memories of that!
(But I always liked the original Wonderboy in the arcades, could make 10p last a pretty long time).
(But I always liked the original Wonderboy in the arcades, could make 10p last a pretty long time).
April 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM