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Paul Johanson
@pauljohanson.bsky.social
Known Project Manager.
Hell is other people's code.
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
In a moment of utter abondon and insanity, I drank a cup of tea with caffiene!!!
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just had an online meeting with a client. My cat put in a brief appearance whilst hopping onto my desk. The rest of the participants of the meeting then inisted they wanted to see my cat.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Racing AI's! Who will make me the SQL query quickest? ChatGPT or CoPilot? And which will be correct?
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I've just been invited to a meeting tomorrow which is scheduled to run for 0 minutes. That's the kind of meeting I can get behind. I hope it becomes the new trend.
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I made a joke about there being a AI called DogeGPT. Turns out there is, of course, a DogeGPT... 🙄

Their website (which I won't share) is so bad I can't tell if it's real or a parody...
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Found an old presentation today with some great old clip art!

Karen here would like to talk to the manager.
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is why I'm often wary about AI. I find giving it the smallest possible task at a time works best.
Vibe coding service Replit deleted production database
: AI ignored instruction to freeze code, forgot it could roll back errors, and generally made a terrible hash of things
www.theregister.com
October 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
32Gb of RAM for a calculator???
The Great Software Quality Collapse: How We Normalized Catastrophe
The Apple Calculator leaked 32GB of RAM.
techtrenches.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Gah. Trying to write a document. Getting words out this morning is like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out of a tube.
October 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just swore so louldy at some SQL I'm looking at that my cat jumped off my desk and ran away.
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yes thank you Slack.....
August 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What's all this then? Looks a lot like The Social Micro-Blogging Site that Cannot Be Named.
February 7, 2024 at 3:14 AM