Are you very small, or is that the biggest dog in the world, like Digby?

You ever ask him a heavy question, he looks like he may have the answer...

Wow, sounds great!

Perfect Prawn

I pre-ordered Billy Idol's new album...didnt arrive until a week after the album was released, was not amused

Classless

When he was on the phone at the funeral, he was prob asking google "can I be Pope?" He got a nice reply, then had a snooze

Stood on some lego?

You dont the red ones here often, the grey ones either, used to see squirrels all the time when i went on holiday in Yugoslavia as a kid