Paul Jackson
@pauljackson3.bsky.social
Let me get a suggestion of something someone would put in a bio that's bigger than a bread box but smaller than an elephant.
Harv has learned how to roll from his stomach to his back, which is a game changer for someone who hates tummy time.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Harv has learned how to roll from his stomach to his back, which is a game changer for someone who hates tummy time.
I'm increasingly convinced that the reason why the Dems caved is because they didn't want their flights to be impacted. Fucking weak losers.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm increasingly convinced that the reason why the Dems caved is because they didn't want their flights to be impacted. Fucking weak losers.
God I can't stand the democrats. Folding makes the last 40 days, the suffering people went through, an absolute waste of time. I'm so sick of these losers.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
God I can't stand the democrats. Folding makes the last 40 days, the suffering people went through, an absolute waste of time. I'm so sick of these losers.
Nobody has asked, but our son's name "Harvey" is short for "Claas Lexion 8900 TerraTrac Combine Harvester".
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Nobody has asked, but our son's name "Harvey" is short for "Claas Lexion 8900 TerraTrac Combine Harvester".
Harvey, my baby who is happy 95% of the time, has learned a fun new way to cry: SCREAMING.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Harvey, my baby who is happy 95% of the time, has learned a fun new way to cry: SCREAMING.
My hot take is this: I don't really care about the White House. Yeah, he lied when he said he wouldn't damage it. Yes, it is bad that private companies are buying influence by paying for it. But I don't care about the building and Trump is using it as a distraction.
October 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My hot take is this: I don't really care about the White House. Yeah, he lied when he said he wouldn't damage it. Yes, it is bad that private companies are buying influence by paying for it. But I don't care about the building and Trump is using it as a distraction.
I am so sick of people thinking they can just claim anything is their opinion even if it is something that is undeniably, factually WRONG. Not everything you believe is an opinion that people have to accept and respect.
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am so sick of people thinking they can just claim anything is their opinion even if it is something that is undeniably, factually WRONG. Not everything you believe is an opinion that people have to accept and respect.
It fucks me up that the Hulk has been in multiple MCU movies and the last time we actually saw Banner hulk out was 13 years ago in the FIRST Avengers movie.
October 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It fucks me up that the Hulk has been in multiple MCU movies and the last time we actually saw Banner hulk out was 13 years ago in the FIRST Avengers movie.
Ryan Gosling? From the 1996 episode of Goosebumps "Say Cheese and Die"?
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ryan Gosling? From the 1996 episode of Goosebumps "Say Cheese and Die"?
The lack of voice acting in Pokémon is egregious.
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The lack of voice acting in Pokémon is egregious.
3 months >>> newborn
October 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
3 months >>> newborn
I've gotten a lot of hate from people on Facebook today because I *checks notes* said Morgan Wallen was recorded saying the N word.
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I've gotten a lot of hate from people on Facebook today because I *checks notes* said Morgan Wallen was recorded saying the N word.
MILF: Man, I love fatherhood!
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
MILF: Man, I love fatherhood!
I am cursed to watch every lawfirm show until the day I find one that matches how much I loved The Good Wife.
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I am cursed to watch every lawfirm show until the day I find one that matches how much I loved The Good Wife.
Heartbreaking: I think I have said the funniest thing I'm going to say today and I have a show later this evening.
September 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Heartbreaking: I think I have said the funniest thing I'm going to say today and I have a show later this evening.
Tragic: the hot older dad you know is a young Earth creationist.
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Tragic: the hot older dad you know is a young Earth creationist.
Baby's First Sleep Regression
(hey this sucks)
(hey this sucks)
September 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Baby's First Sleep Regression
(hey this sucks)
(hey this sucks)
Something to know about me is that I'm a sucker for a fun crime procedural. I started High Potential this past weekend and I enjoy it.
September 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Something to know about me is that I'm a sucker for a fun crime procedural. I started High Potential this past weekend and I enjoy it.
Harvey is a perfect baby, which makes the thought of having a second one even scarier.
September 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Harvey is a perfect baby, which makes the thought of having a second one even scarier.
Me last month: "My days of four improv shows a month are in the past."
Me this month: "Come see me in one of my four improv shows this month!"
Me this month: "Come see me in one of my four improv shows this month!"
September 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Me last month: "My days of four improv shows a month are in the past."
Me this month: "Come see me in one of my four improv shows this month!"
Me this month: "Come see me in one of my four improv shows this month!"
I don't know why I was so surprised to see wild racism in a book written in the 50s, but it still jumpscared me when it came out of nowhere.
September 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don't know why I was so surprised to see wild racism in a book written in the 50s, but it still jumpscared me when it came out of nowhere.
I need to talk to my friends who plan to never have kids and have them sign up for formula rewards so I can get more coupons.
September 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I need to talk to my friends who plan to never have kids and have them sign up for formula rewards so I can get more coupons.
Dear Bluesky, it happened to me. I used all of my Spotify audiobook hours with 21 days left in my billing cycle, and I'm out of borrows from my library's Hoopla collection until Monday.
August 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Dear Bluesky, it happened to me. I used all of my Spotify audiobook hours with 21 days left in my billing cycle, and I'm out of borrows from my library's Hoopla collection until Monday.
The fact that there are ANY convenience fees to pay for ANYTHING online, let alone things you HAVE to pay for, like utilities, is utter bullshit.
August 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The fact that there are ANY convenience fees to pay for ANYTHING online, let alone things you HAVE to pay for, like utilities, is utter bullshit.