Paul Park
@paulhwpark.bsky.social
trying, usually somewhat, sometimes really, rarely not; always terrified you don’t like me. PDX/PDXish.
can't wait for the inevitable "I'm sure disaster is approaching: An oral history of the Pitt" coming in 10 years.
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
can't wait for the inevitable "I'm sure disaster is approaching: An oral history of the Pitt" coming in 10 years.
It feels very possible that the producers/writers started with this realization and worked backwards to make this happen.
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
It feels very possible that the producers/writers started with this realization and worked backwards to make this happen.
the exact average of every half-decent white male comic doing crowd work that shows up on your feed.
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
the exact average of every half-decent white male comic doing crowd work that shows up on your feed.
No matter what, STAY IN LINE
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 AM
No matter what, STAY IN LINE
*morbid curiosity intensifies*
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 PM
*morbid curiosity intensifies*
dammit I have a few Caroline Chambers recipes in my dinner rotation. what’s a recipe maker even going to do with the free press except silently resent her editor’s notes about pulling back on the seasoning while she cashes those checks?
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
dammit I have a few Caroline Chambers recipes in my dinner rotation. what’s a recipe maker even going to do with the free press except silently resent her editor’s notes about pulling back on the seasoning while she cashes those checks?
a c-suite marketing exec at baskin robbins is calling an urgent meeting right now.
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
a c-suite marketing exec at baskin robbins is calling an urgent meeting right now.
lucky for him lap babies fly free.
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
lucky for him lap babies fly free.
It’s a small miracle that in this day and age it got as many seasons as it did, and those 22 episodes are well worth cherishing (and watching over and over again).
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 PM
It’s a small miracle that in this day and age it got as many seasons as it did, and those 22 episodes are well worth cherishing (and watching over and over again).
tbf I think he started it but just left it paused to ogle the couch rose posed on in the drawing scene.
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
tbf I think he started it but just left it paused to ogle the couch rose posed on in the drawing scene.
according to DHS, the corner of the signing table lunged at his hand as he attempted to move away.
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
according to DHS, the corner of the signing table lunged at his hand as he attempted to move away.
and may each grain find its way into contaminating an NPU chip.
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
and may each grain find its way into contaminating an NPU chip.
Chris Hayes-ass third baseman
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Chris Hayes-ass third baseman
also now imagining Whatabod as the Whataburger company town.
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
also now imagining Whatabod as the Whataburger company town.
each place in this image reads like a line from the "Bob Wehadababyitsaboy" commercial.
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
each place in this image reads like a line from the "Bob Wehadababyitsaboy" commercial.
sigh. i hope you're sitting down... (just kidding, but boy, doesn't that just feel like the default setting for our world these days.)
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
sigh. i hope you're sitting down... (just kidding, but boy, doesn't that just feel like the default setting for our world these days.)
Mission Theater, The Old Church, Alberta Abbey come to mind, though maybe just a smidge bigger than for 200? but also thumbs up to all the other places mentioned here by other folks!
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Mission Theater, The Old Church, Alberta Abbey come to mind, though maybe just a smidge bigger than for 200? but also thumbs up to all the other places mentioned here by other folks!
I can imagine that's how it starts, but eventually michael convinces peter to join him on the ledge as they both stare into the yawning maw of What Olivia Nuzzi Means™.
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I can imagine that's how it starts, but eventually michael convinces peter to join him on the ledge as they both stare into the yawning maw of What Olivia Nuzzi Means™.
this is a millions times more an indictment of this supposed visionary's anemic imagination (or tbh a downstream result of his disdain for actual human imagination) than any sort of compelling case for ai!
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
this is a millions times more an indictment of this supposed visionary's anemic imagination (or tbh a downstream result of his disdain for actual human imagination) than any sort of compelling case for ai!
wait, or maybe it’s more “Michael Scott copying Ryan’s gotee” energy. either way it’s Michael Scott coded.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
wait, or maybe it’s more “Michael Scott copying Ryan’s gotee” energy. either way it’s Michael Scott coded.
this is very much “Michael Scott after watching the devil wears prada” energy
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is very much “Michael Scott after watching the devil wears prada” energy
… but please, not in the truck.
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
… but please, not in the truck.
chat, draft me what pollster Nick Silver (me) would think is a sick burn using at least one reference greater than four months old and at least one reference greater than four years old.
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
chat, draft me what pollster Nick Silver (me) would think is a sick burn using at least one reference greater than four months old and at least one reference greater than four years old.
Hot dog!
(oh no, please don't take me away, please, I didn't know I was doing it wrong!)
(oh no, please don't take me away, please, I didn't know I was doing it wrong!)
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hot dog!
(oh no, please don't take me away, please, I didn't know I was doing it wrong!)
(oh no, please don't take me away, please, I didn't know I was doing it wrong!)
but only on the vac half of a vac-to-vac... aville.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
but only on the vac half of a vac-to-vac... aville.