Paul Hammond
@paulhammond.bsky.social
Data Geek, runner, lover of anything fast on 4 wheels.
You want your bill and to pay it?! Calm down Rockefeller I'll get the card machine.
August 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You want your bill and to pay it?! Calm down Rockefeller I'll get the card machine.
And who wants their MP going around fixing broken stuff? I much prefer them to be shouting into a void about stuff on Twitter.
February 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
And who wants their MP going around fixing broken stuff? I much prefer them to be shouting into a void about stuff on Twitter.
I came here for this response. Thank you for your service 😂
February 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I came here for this response. Thank you for your service 😂
That colour combo is immense! Congratulations on an awesome purchase.
February 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That colour combo is immense! Congratulations on an awesome purchase.
Justin Currie from Del Amitri - I’d imagine he’d make quite a good therapist of his lyrics are anything to go by!
February 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Justin Currie from Del Amitri - I’d imagine he’d make quite a good therapist of his lyrics are anything to go by!
It was the best day when I found Guinness Zero. The only thing I ever missed when I stopped drinking.
January 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It was the best day when I found Guinness Zero. The only thing I ever missed when I stopped drinking.
1983 and still things being shown in black and white 👀
January 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
1983 and still things being shown in black and white 👀
Simply lovely some would say...
January 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Simply lovely some would say...
Wasn’t he also a married man trying to have an affair with Chrissie in an earlier episode or have I imagine that?
January 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Wasn’t he also a married man trying to have an affair with Chrissie in an earlier episode or have I imagine that?
Only one still exists (technically) in Birch’s which is still a Vindis VW dealership (very different building now though!) the rest became housing (except for Hollands which has the most amazing mosque on it!)
January 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Only one still exists (technically) in Birch’s which is still a Vindis VW dealership (very different building now though!) the rest became housing (except for Hollands which has the most amazing mosque on it!)
Ah, those are the passengers who listen to their music with no headphones....
January 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ah, those are the passengers who listen to their music with no headphones....
I feel like I knew the Bond thing for some reason. But he will always be the saxophonist on Baker Street for me regardless. Go on Bob, give it some!!
December 1, 2024 at 8:40 AM
I feel like I knew the Bond thing for some reason. But he will always be the saxophonist on Baker Street for me regardless. Go on Bob, give it some!!
In an ironic twist, I am going to watch a gig tonight meaning no takeaway choice as its kebab because its quick and round the corner, and sprint qualifying recorded when I get home. Enjoy!!
November 29, 2024 at 5:28 PM
In an ironic twist, I am going to watch a gig tonight meaning no takeaway choice as its kebab because its quick and round the corner, and sprint qualifying recorded when I get home. Enjoy!!
Wait until he finds out how many people voted for Boaty McBoatface and didn’t get their way.
November 25, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Wait until he finds out how many people voted for Boaty McBoatface and didn’t get their way.
It’s the whole ‘it was only’ defence. It was only a piece of cake that did for Johnson remember, not the lies, parties, defending a sex offender etc etc. It seems to be a standard defence.
November 25, 2024 at 5:54 PM
It’s the whole ‘it was only’ defence. It was only a piece of cake that did for Johnson remember, not the lies, parties, defending a sex offender etc etc. It seems to be a standard defence.
21"? That were the big telly in the living room when I were a lad!
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
21"? That were the big telly in the living room when I were a lad!
Joan of Arc had better AI Union Flags?
November 14, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Joan of Arc had better AI Union Flags?
#ProofofCat. This is Spot. She likes sleeping, treats and meowing at us around 5.30 every morning…
October 11, 2023 at 6:53 PM
#ProofofCat. This is Spot. She likes sleeping, treats and meowing at us around 5.30 every morning…
This kind of content is why it is currently invite only here.
October 2, 2023 at 8:13 PM
This kind of content is why it is currently invite only here.