Paul x.bird
@paulgzer.bsky.social
Engineer, Democrat thru & thru. Pro civil rights, animals, banjos, cities, reading, universal health care. Anti murder weapons.
Bots, porn, $ requests, crypto bros are an immediate block. I am too old for that crap.
Be kind and keep your knees loose.
Bots, porn, $ requests, crypto bros are an immediate block. I am too old for that crap.
Be kind and keep your knees loose.
I was so much younger then…
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I was so much younger then…
Photos of Trump’s winter palace in Florida, including the faux “Trump family crest”, with its motto “caveat emptor.”
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Photos of Trump’s winter palace in Florida, including the faux “Trump family crest”, with its motto “caveat emptor.”
I am waiting for Air Force One to roll out an escalator.
Or maybe one of those chair devices for stairs
Or maybe one of those chair devices for stairs
September 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I am waiting for Air Force One to roll out an escalator.
Or maybe one of those chair devices for stairs
Or maybe one of those chair devices for stairs
Bravo, sir!
And in that light:
And in that light:
August 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bravo, sir!
And in that light:
And in that light:
Mein gott, he comes across as the worst standup comedian on a Tuesday night in Dayton Ohio.
Ih his early 50’s and outfitted like a complete Saturday night goober.
Ih his early 50’s and outfitted like a complete Saturday night goober.
February 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Mein gott, he comes across as the worst standup comedian on a Tuesday night in Dayton Ohio.
Ih his early 50’s and outfitted like a complete Saturday night goober.
Ih his early 50’s and outfitted like a complete Saturday night goober.
So… are you ready for “Bezos. Jeff Bezos?”
1. This clears the way for the billionaire’s dream of Bond girls with enormous pneumatic breasts. The biggest, most exposed breasts…
2. The kind of pistol a _real_ man would carry, only bigger… MUCH bigger.
Ref: the enshittification of everything.
1. This clears the way for the billionaire’s dream of Bond girls with enormous pneumatic breasts. The biggest, most exposed breasts…
2. The kind of pistol a _real_ man would carry, only bigger… MUCH bigger.
Ref: the enshittification of everything.
February 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So… are you ready for “Bezos. Jeff Bezos?”
1. This clears the way for the billionaire’s dream of Bond girls with enormous pneumatic breasts. The biggest, most exposed breasts…
2. The kind of pistol a _real_ man would carry, only bigger… MUCH bigger.
Ref: the enshittification of everything.
1. This clears the way for the billionaire’s dream of Bond girls with enormous pneumatic breasts. The biggest, most exposed breasts…
2. The kind of pistol a _real_ man would carry, only bigger… MUCH bigger.
Ref: the enshittification of everything.
Here’s my crazy beaverdog. Sorry to hear you’re down…
February 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Here’s my crazy beaverdog. Sorry to hear you’re down…
Okay, I have to locate the pictures. Meanwhile, some other cool stuff: baby goat (asleep), carved mouse, hot dog that looks like a finger, and the old man in the mountain, found in a stone wall in northern Rhode Island
November 27, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Okay, I have to locate the pictures. Meanwhile, some other cool stuff: baby goat (asleep), carved mouse, hot dog that looks like a finger, and the old man in the mountain, found in a stone wall in northern Rhode Island