Paul Finebaum
@paulfinebaum.bsky.social
ESPN’s #1 Alabama fan. Currently auditioning for a sales position in pre-owned vehicles at Nick Saban’s Dream Motor Group. All posts parody.
You must at least recognize my excellence in filling airtime between DraftKings commercials.
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
You must at least recognize my excellence in filling airtime between DraftKings commercials.
I think the CFP Committee will agree that, like Alabama, I am being unfairly penalized in your commentary.
January 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I think the CFP Committee will agree that, like Alabama, I am being unfairly penalized in your commentary.
Now, now. Don’t be so negative. The SEC has led in quality losses this postseason. But now that this season is over, should Bama or Georgia be ranked #1 in 2026 preseason rankings?
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Now, now. Don’t be so negative. The SEC has led in quality losses this postseason. But now that this season is over, should Bama or Georgia be ranked #1 in 2026 preseason rankings?
The Coin Flip should only be sponsored by DraftKings with Kevin Hart announcing. Nothing else makes sense
January 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The Coin Flip should only be sponsored by DraftKings with Kevin Hart announcing. Nothing else makes sense
Alabama is the real victim here.
January 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Alabama is the real victim here.
Just think what Alabama could do if the powers that be hadn’t conspired against them.
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Just think what Alabama could do if the powers that be hadn’t conspired against them.
What can I say? At halftime , Ole Miss and the remnants of SEC dominance weren’t the the only things on the rocks.
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
What can I say? At halftime , Ole Miss and the remnants of SEC dominance weren’t the the only things on the rocks.
Think about how I feel shilling all day everyday on ESPN brought to you by DraftKings. If only I could get that sales position in pre-owned vehicles at Nick Saban’s Dream Motor Group.
January 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Think about how I feel shilling all day everyday on ESPN brought to you by DraftKings. If only I could get that sales position in pre-owned vehicles at Nick Saban’s Dream Motor Group.
Smokey, this is not Vietnam, this is bowling. There are rules.
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Smokey, this is not Vietnam, this is bowling. There are rules.
Orderly society mandates a national title game only between Alabama and Georgia.
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Orderly society mandates a national title game only between Alabama and Georgia.
Putting aside the four losses, I think we can all agree that Alabama is the best team this season. That somehow fates outmaneuvered the Committee to allow for some other teams than Bama and UGA to play for the national title, is a sad reflection of today’s college football.
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Putting aside the four losses, I think we can all agree that Alabama is the best team this season. That somehow fates outmaneuvered the Committee to allow for some other teams than Bama and UGA to play for the national title, is a sad reflection of today’s college football.
Thank god for Kiffin. At least there’s one SEC smug blowhard hated more than me.
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Thank god for Kiffin. At least there’s one SEC smug blowhard hated more than me.
Actually, the key metric is high quality losses. Alabama and the SEC leads the CFP in high quality losses. No other team or conference can beat us in quality losses. You have to respect that.
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Actually, the key metric is high quality losses. Alabama and the SEC leads the CFP in high quality losses. No other team or conference can beat us in quality losses. You have to respect that.
After I wipe my mouth, let me tell you why Alabama should still be ranked higher than Indiana.
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
After I wipe my mouth, let me tell you why Alabama should still be ranked higher than Indiana.
Would you like me to just call you direct?
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Would you like me to just call you direct?
Alabama still leads Indiana in high quality losses.
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Alabama still leads Indiana in high quality losses.
Losing coaches going to have to get some ugly tattoos. I’m looking at you Brian Kelly.
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Losing coaches going to have to get some ugly tattoos. I’m looking at you Brian Kelly.
Indiana only won because they scored all the touchdowns. Alabama still leads the CFP in high quality losses.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Indiana only won because they scored all the touchdowns. Alabama still leads the CFP in high quality losses.
But Saban’s legacy is doing wonders at IU.
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
But Saban’s legacy is doing wonders at IU.
This is the only reason why Indiana was able to win the Rose Bowl. Well, that and the fact they scored all the touchdowns.
January 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This is the only reason why Indiana was able to win the Rose Bowl. Well, that and the fact they scored all the touchdowns.
Indiana only won because they scored all the touchdowns. Alabama still leads the CFP in high quality losses.
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Indiana only won because they scored all the touchdowns. Alabama still leads the CFP in high quality losses.