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Paul Esper
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They/Them | Engineering Student | Your friendly neighborhood ginger

I play Magic: The Gathering and talk about Gene Wolfe sometimes

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I find it quite interesting that 4/5 saltiest new cards are Universes Beyond, and we're going to be going into a year with the largest proportion of Universes Beyond that we've seen so far. Everyone's been saying it and I'll keep saying it, but 2026 is going to be a bad year for magic
October 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Without a doubt, Inga and Esika
August 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
force their hand ever so slightly and I think if the players choose to use it as leverage enough, we'll be able to get reprints of cards that are insanely expensive for mostly the reason of they've only been printed once
August 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hard Mode Quiz!

If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
Also not a terribly hard question, but it did take me a second to find it
August 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Power crept Victory chimes??
August 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I also just realized we have the Earth Kingdom symbol in the textbox. I wonder if that means Naya will be the color identity associated with it, similar to the families of new cappena
August 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Also sounds fun in Jund aristocrats, give it to an opponent and sacrifice a bunch of little dudes to fight spells against it
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Very close!
August 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A silly house rule my pods has is if you end up in a state where you have infinite mana (which many of our decks don't/ cannot do this consistently) you must cast Gleemax from outside the game
August 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My favorite trick that plays similarly to what you're doing here is with Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar and cards like Alchemist's Gift where you target the creature who's dealing damage to itself and deathtouch makes the damage leathal. Just don't pick the ones that would give them indestructible
August 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Right there with you, these are my picks
July 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Went back to my lgs today so snag 8 more packs of EoE and I pulled a few more great cards for the collection!
(note: I didn't pull the Infinite Guideline Station, I actually bought that single as it's a commander I want to try to build around, but I pulled everything else yesterday and today)
July 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@ign.com Fixed your new shirts
July 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think it's significantly more likely that Drag X Drive will not support local multiplayer whatsoever, as using the Switch 2 joy cons in mouse mode only ever provides a single pointer, even with multiple controllers
June 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
... Okay
February 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
January has been really good for new first watches
February 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This one's a classic, more of just a meme than definitively the funniest image but I've got to make sure everyone knows your Wii is not thursty
January 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bernardo, no matter how hard you try, you will never live up to the GOAT
January 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
👏🏻👏🏻
November 15, 2024 at 4:51 PM