Paul Eagleman™
@pauleagleman.bsky.social
🌿 Left X behind—too much drama 🌀 | No DMs asking for my Telegram—try it, and you might end up on my feed 📸 | NO MAGA allowed! If you stand with Democrats, you’re with me 💙 | I share the BIGGEST scary side of nature—if you’re afraid, this isn’t for you!
Trump taught America one lesson: how to spot a scam. Too bad MAGA skipped school.
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Trump taught America one lesson: how to spot a scam. Too bad MAGA skipped school.
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This might be the @mateobenjamin account.
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November 21, 2024 at 1:44 AM
This might be the @mateobenjamin account.
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Real Ghost Sighting from the 90s – Captured by Mark Henderson in the abandoned ruins of Millbrook Manor.
November 16, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Real Ghost Sighting from the 90s – Captured by Mark Henderson in the abandoned ruins of Millbrook Manor.
What do you see?
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 PM
What do you see?
Are you alone 😱
November 16, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Are you alone 😱
Good morning! I was going to make a joke about Republicans, but I figured they'd just try to 'rebrand' it into something unrecognizable. 😅
November 16, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Good morning! I was going to make a joke about Republicans, but I figured they'd just try to 'rebrand' it into something unrecognizable. 😅
POV: When she says, ‘Let’s just keep it friendly’...
...and I’m like, ‘Friendly with a hint of flirty, right?’ 😈🔥
#DirtyMind #FriendshipGoals #YouKnowWhatIDidThere
...and I’m like, ‘Friendly with a hint of flirty, right?’ 😈🔥
#DirtyMind #FriendshipGoals #YouKnowWhatIDidThere
a woman in a white dress is being interviewed by a man in front of a wall that says diamond
ALT: a woman in a white dress is being interviewed by a man in front of a wall that says diamond
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November 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
POV: When she says, ‘Let’s just keep it friendly’...
...and I’m like, ‘Friendly with a hint of flirty, right?’ 😈🔥
#DirtyMind #FriendshipGoals #YouKnowWhatIDidThere
...and I’m like, ‘Friendly with a hint of flirty, right?’ 😈🔥
#DirtyMind #FriendshipGoals #YouKnowWhatIDidThere
POV: When she says, ‘No funny business’...
...but my middle name is funny business. 😏🔥
#DirtyMind #WhoAreWeKidding #YouKnowWhatIDidThere
...but my middle name is funny business. 😏🔥
#DirtyMind #WhoAreWeKidding #YouKnowWhatIDidThere
a person is holding a baby in their arms
ALT: a person is holding a baby in their arms
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November 14, 2024 at 2:29 PM
POV: When she says, ‘No funny business’...
...but my middle name is funny business. 😏🔥
#DirtyMind #WhoAreWeKidding #YouKnowWhatIDidThere
...but my middle name is funny business. 😏🔥
#DirtyMind #WhoAreWeKidding #YouKnowWhatIDidThere
POV: When she says ‘I’m not looking for anything serious’...
And I’m like, ‘Baby, I’m not looking for anything serious either... but I am looking to have some fun, get you laughing, and maybe end the night with a little more than just jokes. 😏🔥🍑
And I’m like, ‘Baby, I’m not looking for anything serious either... but I am looking to have some fun, get you laughing, and maybe end the night with a little more than just jokes. 😏🔥🍑
a man with a tattoo on his neck is wearing a black shirt that says reebok
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his neck is wearing a black shirt that says reebok
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November 14, 2024 at 12:10 PM
POV: When she says ‘I’m not looking for anything serious’...
And I’m like, ‘Baby, I’m not looking for anything serious either... but I am looking to have some fun, get you laughing, and maybe end the night with a little more than just jokes. 😏🔥🍑
And I’m like, ‘Baby, I’m not looking for anything serious either... but I am looking to have some fun, get you laughing, and maybe end the night with a little more than just jokes. 😏🔥🍑
When she says, ‘I’m not looking for anything serious’...
But I’m already planning our wedding. 💍😂
But I’m already planning our wedding. 💍😂
a woman is sitting at a table eating a plate of food and drinking coffee .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table eating a plate of food and drinking coffee .
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November 14, 2024 at 11:33 AM
When she says, ‘I’m not looking for anything serious’...
But I’m already planning our wedding. 💍😂
But I’m already planning our wedding. 💍😂
When she says, ‘I like bad boys’…
Guess who’s about to get real bad. 😈🤘
Guess who’s about to get real bad. 😈🤘
a bald man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt with a wolf logo on it
ALT: a bald man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt with a wolf logo on it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 11:31 AM
When she says, ‘I like bad boys’…
Guess who’s about to get real bad. 😈🤘
Guess who’s about to get real bad. 😈🤘
When she says she’s ‘just looking for a snack’...
...but I’m the snack. 🍫😉🤘
...but I’m the snack. 🍫😉🤘
a man in a tuxedo with a snl logo on the bottom
ALT: a man in a tuxedo with a snl logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 11:29 AM
When she says she’s ‘just looking for a snack’...
...but I’m the snack. 🍫😉🤘
...but I’m the snack. 🍫😉🤘
POV: When she says she’s down for some Netflix and chill...
...but we both know what chill really means 😉🔥
#DirtyMind #YouKnowWhatIDidThere #LetsGetCozy
...but we both know what chill really means 😉🔥
#DirtyMind #YouKnowWhatIDidThere #LetsGetCozy
a close up of a sloth in a cage
ALT: a close up of a sloth in a cage
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November 14, 2024 at 11:20 AM
POV: When she says she’s down for some Netflix and chill...
...but we both know what chill really means 😉🔥
#DirtyMind #YouKnowWhatIDidThere #LetsGetCozy
...but we both know what chill really means 😉🔥
#DirtyMind #YouKnowWhatIDidThere #LetsGetCozy
Trying to keep it classy... but my mind keeps going downhill 🚶♂️💭
#NotSoInnocent #MindInTheGutter #YouKnowWhatIDidThere 😉
#NotSoInnocent #MindInTheGutter #YouKnowWhatIDidThere 😉
a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face and the words `` god help us '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face and the words `` god help us '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Trying to keep it classy... but my mind keeps going downhill 🚶♂️💭
#NotSoInnocent #MindInTheGutter #YouKnowWhatIDidThere 😉
#NotSoInnocent #MindInTheGutter #YouKnowWhatIDidThere 😉
Good morning! 🌞 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? 🤔 They don’t have the guts! 💀😂
November 14, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Good morning! 🌞 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? 🤔 They don’t have the guts! 💀😂
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