had to pop into the lab late tonight and I finally found my missing desk axolotl 🥰

him . . .

forgot to post when he was finished, but I made a fat lil otter for my friend. he looks mad that I made him so round

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 🍁 🍁 🍁

I was on the championship intramural curling team one year in college (I did not personally score a single point), think that’ll at least net me a work visa?

me locking tf in when a bad bitch needs a favor

I respect the effort, welcome to the team 🫡

the alliance is growing

my new sourdough starter (Breadget) is finally mature enough to bake with. everyone say “good job, Breadget”