Paul Benson
@paulbenson-writes.bsky.social
Terrible at self-promotion. Not bad at writing. Okay at being queer.
Thanks to Aldi’s decision to unironically sell this, plus my own poor impulse control, I now have an overpowering urge to:
Tell you I’m proud of you. I’m proud of you just as you are, champ.
Apparently I’m a #gaydaddy now and I don’t get a say in this.
Tell you I’m proud of you. I’m proud of you just as you are, champ.
Apparently I’m a #gaydaddy now and I don’t get a say in this.
August 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Thanks to Aldi’s decision to unironically sell this, plus my own poor impulse control, I now have an overpowering urge to:
Tell you I’m proud of you. I’m proud of you just as you are, champ.
Apparently I’m a #gaydaddy now and I don’t get a say in this.
Tell you I’m proud of you. I’m proud of you just as you are, champ.
Apparently I’m a #gaydaddy now and I don’t get a say in this.
PhD level expert in Geography.
August 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
PhD level expert in Geography.
Just as an aside, do you know what this one even means?
“Even my toilet clogs are more strateget. From President.”
“Even my toilet clogs are more strateget. From President.”
July 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just as an aside, do you know what this one even means?
“Even my toilet clogs are more strateget. From President.”
“Even my toilet clogs are more strateget. From President.”
July 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM