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Paul Bauer
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I skydive, hike (ADK 46er), do math, cheer on the Mets and travel the world. Not necessarily in that order.
Pete Alonso would easily be on this list, maybe as high as number two, if not for the Covid year.
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I mean Colorado keeps filling the stadium with crap teams, so maybe they need to be in the conversation
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’ll take throwing 42 when I’m 98.
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
According to baseball reference, who has the most career MVP shares without winning the award? Jose Ramirez currently ranks fifth all time in this respect, pending the results of the 2025 MVP announcement.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Given how the second inning went, I’m surprised Ohtani went out for the third. If I was Roberts, I would’ve been happy with two innings, and then handed the ball over to Glasnow.
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Nerds -> Nards
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I would’ve had him running on the pitch, but I get not wanting to run out of the ending with Kirk coming up 🤷🏻‍♂️
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Claire…
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
And NOW he brings in Munoz 🤦

Wouldn’t it be poetic if Cal is left on deck to end the game…
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Zach Britton 🤝 Andres Munoz
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
As a catcher, how is he not more tuned in. This is giving very much Zach Britton being left on the bench
vibes. And of course, let’s have the two Mets who faltered hard in the 2022 playoffs play critical roles in this series. 🙈
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Dan Wilson, horrible bullpen management. Why he didn’t he have his closer warming up to get the top of the order, I don’t understand. Using a guy who pitched a lot the previous day. And a former Astro of all things. This sucks.
October 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just heightening the drama for tomorrow’s epic series clenching win… 🙏🏻
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s some next level marketing for the new “now you see me” sequel.
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Did my jaw drop? Yes. Still mad about a Dodger four game sweep in the making however. Here’s to rooting for whoever emerges from the AL!
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Respect, but still… 😔
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Matt was sitting behind home plate the other day in Yankees gear. No!
October 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
And both are on my fantasy team currently in championship week. 🙈

Woe is me! #FirstWorldProblems
September 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My wallet (but not my heart):
a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium and saying no , no , no , no , please stop
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium and saying no , no , no , no , please stop
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It’s so much worse & more depressing in the stadium…
September 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I said it for years, only half joking, make him the strength and conditioning coach. He knows how to stay in playing shape, just not Men’s Health Magazine shape.
September 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM