Pecan pie has perhaps the most sugar per square inch of any dessert. Plus median pie can be avoided pretty easily!

Just in time for some holiday spending positivity, too, at the one time period in the American year, where people may still slow down enough for news like this to register

Costco for merch?

How can amendments be attached to something that is not a piece of legislation? It’s like they’re attaching amendments to a pizza order.

With no advertising on the site, it begs the question of who in particular is offended by something on this site, and why. And with no clear standards of moderation, there’s essentially no distinction between “flexibility to incorporate judgment” and “arbitrary”.

Only a completely misguided and deluded executive makes that trade. I expect we will be hearing about some kind of under-the-table compensation to Nico at some point

I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.

In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”

And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.

Won’t ever forget being on a Greyhound at night in the middle of Wisconsin where a fight broke out in the back of the bus, and the driver had to drive for ten more minutes while the fight kept going in order to get to a meeting point where a local sheriff took the people off the bus and into custody

Might have to make a road trip up from OC to Century City to get proper Italian pasta!

Ingles cold like the antifreeze court, perfect match for a Minnesota winter

No matter what, we’ll always have the album Evan recorded with Karl and Bill from the Descendents as the rhythm section

I keep thinking the clowns cannot clown any harder, in public, where we can see them, and yet