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Jess
@paulallenscat.bsky.social
Non-pathological liar
The fuck? You MOUSE?
February 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
You can post them in Minecraft
February 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Nightman
January 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Socks that moan when you don't
January 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
It happened to me but in Brussels where I had to lay low after an altercation in a church so me and a buddy of mine hung out in Bruges and had a whale of a time
January 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Cocaine
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Trump at least built support for MAGA, Musk just bought in at the end
December 28, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Forget of putting an end to Hamas, start putting Hamas at the end (of your creative works)
December 24, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Bishop went on vacation, never came back 😢
December 22, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Same energy
December 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I've only read part of it. But parts of it are so abolutely hilarious and so worth reading it.
December 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM
SANTA ISN'T REAL
December 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
They have such a crazy origin story
December 22, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Are the police trying to make him look awesome? Because it's working
December 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
So much in this amazing video
December 21, 2024 at 12:54 PM
I don't support orphans
December 20, 2024 at 9:41 AM
It's like beating a dead Morbius
December 20, 2024 at 9:39 AM
When your water breaks on Christmas but you think you can hold it in a bit longer. We've all been there
December 20, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Living on the edge catches up to you eventually
December 18, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Does that mean that Alien isn't a horror movie is I just root for the alien?
December 18, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I think the story is true but their commentary and quotes are fake. But don't take my word for it
December 17, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Kravillion of my dreams have been crushed
December 16, 2024 at 1:27 PM