PaulAllenK
@paulallenk.bsky.social
I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don't tell! they'd advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don't tell! they'd advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!
Would buy a cait (and adonis) coffee table book and hide it from my cat so he doesn't get jealous.
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Would buy a cait (and adonis) coffee table book and hide it from my cat so he doesn't get jealous.
Moved to downtown Chicago from Philly. Not my first rodeo. 🤠
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Moved to downtown Chicago from Philly. Not my first rodeo. 🤠
Protected bike lanes need love to.
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Protected bike lanes need love to.
Put down 100 bucks at Polymarket.
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Put down 100 bucks at Polymarket.
Yesterday afternoon one week after snowstorm at Division/Clybourne protected bike lane remains impassible.
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yesterday afternoon one week after snowstorm at Division/Clybourne protected bike lane remains impassible.
Yesterday around noon I took a Divvy bike on the protected lane on Dearborn from Loop to Washington Square park. Maybe 12 inch strip of green pavement. Rest ice/snow. My cat says I used up four of my nine lives.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yesterday around noon I took a Divvy bike on the protected lane on Dearborn from Loop to Washington Square park. Maybe 12 inch strip of green pavement. Rest ice/snow. My cat says I used up four of my nine lives.
Just past Wells on Division going West. Law clearly states if building is empty and for sale sidewalk can remain unshovelled in perpetuity.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just past Wells on Division going West. Law clearly states if building is empty and for sale sidewalk can remain unshovelled in perpetuity.
"Name me another Christmas movie in the entire universe released in July" ? (How I won the is Die hard a Xmas movie debate...it's not).
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Name me another Christmas movie in the entire universe released in July" ? (How I won the is Die hard a Xmas movie debate...it's not).
@devindra.bsky.social When this day began never heard of Callum Turner and now I'll never forget him. 🤡
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@devindra.bsky.social When this day began never heard of Callum Turner and now I'll never forget him. 🤡
Moved to downtown Chicago from Philly. We know now to handle robots back East.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Moved to downtown Chicago from Philly. We know now to handle robots back East.
Would vote for you based solely on hat alone. Sadly I'm in District 9 Chicago.
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Would vote for you based solely on hat alone. Sadly I'm in District 9 Chicago.
Love my former city of Philadelphia. South Street Bridge over the Schuylkill river.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Love my former city of Philadelphia. South Street Bridge over the Schuylkill river.
Thankful Benoit Blanc never looked into the "accidental deaths" of my first three wives.
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Thankful Benoit Blanc never looked into the "accidental deaths" of my first three wives.
I don't trust anyone whose had the same profile picture for 30 years.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don't trust anyone whose had the same profile picture for 30 years.
Agreed. But don't forget some sucked serious ass like this 1978 Bee Gees Peter Frampton fiasco. 🤡
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Agreed. But don't forget some sucked serious ass like this 1978 Bee Gees Peter Frampton fiasco. 🤡
Best city in USA between April and October: Chicago. Then comes winter and I wonder why I moved here from NYC area. 🤡
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Best city in USA between April and October: Chicago. Then comes winter and I wonder why I moved here from NYC area. 🤡
My favorite Steve Buscemi role. Catherine Keener in all her glory. Peter Dinklage playing a pissed off little person and James Le Gros doing a spot on vapid Brad Pitt imitation.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My favorite Steve Buscemi role. Catherine Keener in all her glory. Peter Dinklage playing a pissed off little person and James Le Gros doing a spot on vapid Brad Pitt imitation.
I only hate Billionaires, Trump and my seven Ex-Wives.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I only hate Billionaires, Trump and my seven Ex-Wives.
Under 30 Ronnie Hawkins is sexy. Full Stop.
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Under 30 Ronnie Hawkins is sexy. Full Stop.
Disagreed with Reagan but never hated him. For me Newt Gingrich "Contract with America" was when my contempt for Republicans began.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Disagreed with Reagan but never hated him. For me Newt Gingrich "Contract with America" was when my contempt for Republicans began.
Tim Cook (lower left) last night at White House sitting five feet away from two murdering tyrants. What a pathetic cuck.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Tim Cook (lower left) last night at White House sitting five feet away from two murdering tyrants. What a pathetic cuck.
@devindra.bsky.social "Death by Lightning" was so good I binged watched in one night. Also...best Running Man movie is Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man. 🤡
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
@devindra.bsky.social "Death by Lightning" was so good I binged watched in one night. Also...best Running Man movie is Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man. 🤡
I'm not lying when I tell my boy he's the most adorable cat I know. (Your guy is of course #1 worldwide).
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm not lying when I tell my boy he's the most adorable cat I know. (Your guy is of course #1 worldwide).
@jeffcannata.bsky.social How dare you. Saying "The only acting job Richard Dawson ever did" was in The Running Man. Hogans Heroes won 17 Emmys and a Nobel Prize. 🤡
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@jeffcannata.bsky.social How dare you. Saying "The only acting job Richard Dawson ever did" was in The Running Man. Hogans Heroes won 17 Emmys and a Nobel Prize. 🤡
@harvard.edu If Epstein pal Larry Summers worked at this Dry Cleaners I would take my business elsewhere. Yet your University is fine keeping him employed. Pathetic.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@harvard.edu If Epstein pal Larry Summers worked at this Dry Cleaners I would take my business elsewhere. Yet your University is fine keeping him employed. Pathetic.