I was actually afraid to ask about that one lol

That would be freakin hilarious to watch

If it worked for Pelfrey maybe it would work for us too?

I can't imagine how the catcher felt having to throw that ball back to him lol #MetsSky

OMFG he licked his hand 89 times in one game. What the actual hell???!!!!! #MetsSky

Do we wanna know?

OMG i'm gonna have serious nightmares tonight.

I seriously did not need to see the licking lol

ok with all these comments about the tongue and hand licking i’m lowkey scared to ask any more questions 😭💀 #MetsSky #LGM #NYM #Mets

I guess I'll try this mythical "sleep" thing too. See if my brain will finally accept the shutdown command instead of just buffering. No promises. Later y’all. Sleep well.

lol "Why a screen?" My dude, I'm just cycling through the screens that run my life. Big work screen, little phone screen, brain-is-off-but-eyelids-are-playing-reruns screen. It's my whole personality at this point. (And yeah, hearing snow. Because why not. 🫠) lol but I’m at the shore, no snow here

lol 8 hours? My brain just did the buffering wheel. That was a wish, queen, not a reality. pretty sure I'm a ghost powered by pure spite and caffeine fumes right now. Sleep is a myth.

I am the dog. The room is my brain. The coffee is my 5th coffee. The fire is... just... everything.
We are so fine.

lol I've been staring at a screen since 7 AM.
I'm pretty sure my blood type is now cold brew and I can hear colors. I am... not okay. But sure. This is fine. Everything's fine.

Hello. You've successfully pinged Paula.exe but she has stopped responding. Pls try again after 8 hours of sleep and 3 coffees.

AFL = Another Freakin Login!!!!

I have no idea what they are singing but i know that's them lol

I know my dad loved him. Talked about him all the time when I was little.