@paul-vc.bsky.social
I’ve never spotted anyone wearing that stuff.
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I’ve never spotted anyone wearing that stuff.
Blimey, that Caledonide trend still featuring strong in 2025
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Blimey, that Caledonide trend still featuring strong in 2025
He’s dipping his wick elsewhere btw
January 13, 2026 at 10:22 AM
He’s dipping his wick elsewhere btw
Does that include me with 5 fig account balance of £103.27?
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Does that include me with 5 fig account balance of £103.27?
Don’t get prickly about it
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Don’t get prickly about it
He’s dead but sounds like you need to up your game for the next one that comes (there will be a better word) along
January 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
He’s dead but sounds like you need to up your game for the next one that comes (there will be a better word) along
Well, beauty really is in the eye of the beholder
January 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Well, beauty really is in the eye of the beholder
Start specialising in the horror sound of things so that you can offer your services when everything goes tits up in a few years time
January 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Start specialising in the horror sound of things so that you can offer your services when everything goes tits up in a few years time
They are shite dunkers. The pansy’s of the biscuit world. They give up far, far too easily and end up falling off into your brew. Pathetic!!
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
They are shite dunkers. The pansy’s of the biscuit world. They give up far, far too easily and end up falling off into your brew. Pathetic!!
That’s a cock and balls story if ever I’ve heard one
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
That’s a cock and balls story if ever I’ve heard one
I was at my girlfriend’s brothers for Xmas. He kept giving me non alcoholic craft beer and tried to pass it off as the real stuff. I played along just to make the knobheads Xmas
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I was at my girlfriend’s brothers for Xmas. He kept giving me non alcoholic craft beer and tried to pass it off as the real stuff. I played along just to make the knobheads Xmas
It’s never unheard, once it’s been heard
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
It’s never unheard, once it’s been heard
Just wait until they start humping in your back garden as a way to thank. Ear plugs won’t stop that noise
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Just wait until they start humping in your back garden as a way to thank. Ear plugs won’t stop that noise
“Our”? Was the hooker your sister?
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 AM
“Our”? Was the hooker your sister?
The highest quality Prem League game I’ve had the pleasure to watch. The atmosphere in the ground was sensational too
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The highest quality Prem League game I’ve had the pleasure to watch. The atmosphere in the ground was sensational too
Same could be said for elevator as well I suppose
January 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Same could be said for elevator as well I suppose
That little bot has sure got something about scotch eggs
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
That little bot has sure got something about scotch eggs
Was he spitting mad?
December 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Was he spitting mad?
If it’s still going free, I’ve got a friend who would love to have it. He’s a good cause
December 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If it’s still going free, I’ve got a friend who would love to have it. He’s a good cause
The Florists would still love him
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Florists would still love him
Why take our deficiencies out on the deer? Blimey!! Very deerist
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why take our deficiencies out on the deer? Blimey!! Very deerist
She might be humming
December 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
She might be humming