Paul Stothard
@paul-stothard.bsky.social
Lawyer in commercial / investment arbitration. Back in London after stints in the Gulf and Asia. Europhile.
Father of three occasionally wonderful daughters.
Fond of all things black and white, including #nufc
Father of three occasionally wonderful daughters.
Fond of all things black and white, including #nufc
This one is even worse actually
September 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This one is even worse actually
Chat GPT made this image of Joelinton turning into Shearer. Talk about dialling it in. I don’t think AI will take over any time soon.
September 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Chat GPT made this image of Joelinton turning into Shearer. Talk about dialling it in. I don’t think AI will take over any time soon.
Not disappointed 10/10
September 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Not disappointed 10/10
Reminds me of the classic tweet about dear old Michael Owen and the desert island.
August 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Reminds me of the classic tweet about dear old Michael Owen and the desert island.
I walk past this fat pig every day and it couldn’t give a shit.
June 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I walk past this fat pig every day and it couldn’t give a shit.
Really kind of the Alzheimer’s Society to pay me a couple of grand to run the Brighton Marathon.
April 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Really kind of the Alzheimer’s Society to pay me a couple of grand to run the Brighton Marathon.
Bowie not massively impressed with his new neckerchief.
April 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bowie not massively impressed with his new neckerchief.
Merry Christmas one and all
December 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Merry Christmas one and all
Norway’s Parliament- literal translation “the Big Thing”.
December 20, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Norway’s Parliament- literal translation “the Big Thing”.
Always nice to take the family to visit the Norwegian in-laws.
December 18, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Always nice to take the family to visit the Norwegian in-laws.
Out of office now on.
December 16, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Out of office now on.
Leftist farmers causing chaos in Sussex as they protest in favour of collectivisation for the dignity of the proletariat.
December 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Leftist farmers causing chaos in Sussex as they protest in favour of collectivisation for the dignity of the proletariat.
Counterpoint: It is.
December 10, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Counterpoint: It is.
The 26 tonne garbage lorry has arrived outside my house with squealing gears and screaming occupants causing Bowie to use his AMAZING DOG SENSES to register its presence and his AMAZING DOG VOICE to alert me and all of the neighbours.
December 4, 2024 at 9:10 AM
The 26 tonne garbage lorry has arrived outside my house with squealing gears and screaming occupants causing Bowie to use his AMAZING DOG SENSES to register its presence and his AMAZING DOG VOICE to alert me and all of the neighbours.
Christmas has been declared open in our house. Youngest daughter got up and made us this…
December 1, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Christmas has been declared open in our house. Youngest daughter got up and made us this…
Happy second birthday to my best spotty dog child.
November 24, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Happy second birthday to my best spotty dog child.
Even the Ghost of Christmas Present, a sunny character by disposition, would later acknowledge that Tiny Tim grew up to be a massive bastard.
November 22, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Even the Ghost of Christmas Present, a sunny character by disposition, would later acknowledge that Tiny Tim grew up to be a massive bastard.
I have been wondering who Lewis Hall reminds me of.
November 19, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I have been wondering who Lewis Hall reminds me of.
A not uncanny view from the hotel bedroom window.
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 AM
A not uncanny view from the hotel bedroom window.
Have spent ten minutes looking for the remote only to find that the dog was keeping it warm for me.
November 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Have spent ten minutes looking for the remote only to find that the dog was keeping it warm for me.
A final two finger salute to the other place.
November 9, 2024 at 4:30 PM
A final two finger salute to the other place.