Patzuzu the Undying
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Patzuzu the Undying
@patzuzu.bsky.social
He/Him

Just a warlock without a patron.
The blue one needs little glasses
December 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm surprised at how well cards do in the mail. I actually jokingly sent some magic the gathering cards to a mate via us post, in just a normal envelope like a letter, and they arrived in the same quality I sent them. So I wouldn't be too worried about them getting damaged.
December 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Happy Toyotathon, or Hondaydays if that's more your thing.
December 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Yee, I was farming the essence for it before it came out the saw the hd one was from a vendor and was like "uhhhh but y"
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don't know if you know this, but, I found out with my forsaken, that if you tilt a coffin and /sleep in it, you will lay perfectly on it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I thought the same thing!
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Whenever I have had kidney stones in the past I just start drinking cranberry juice with the same thought process
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Spot the imposter, which one of these 4 isn't a crab
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
But as long as my dad exists no dog in his presence will be at or under weight. "Well Rascal gets mad at me if I don't spruce up his breakfast with a Costco hotdog, or left over bacon and eggs."
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'll be in my late 30s in a year, good to know
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I remember when my pup lost his baby teefs. I also remember when he got his adult teefs. He had buck teeth for like a week and a half
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I wish I was that slowpoke, 0 thoughts, just fountain
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Your dnd games are about to get lit
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"'eyy bruul you see my kah keys?"
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I don't get this boomer ideology that blood family is more important than people that actually care about you and have an impact on your life. Especially if your blood family is toxic. Nah fuck that shit, I didn't grow up watching cartoons about the importance of found family for nothing.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Med'an as he me'dabs for me'lord
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My gf saw this new Mon and said "goals"
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There's also a quest in silvermoon near the portal room I believe
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I also don't like that they try to pass off adding extra steps to a purchasing process as more efficient. Because it's not.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I return! A second chance to carve your skull!
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM