Adam
@patzerdx.bsky.social
Chess patzer
Semi-professional dad
Milwaukee-ish
Semi-professional dad
Milwaukee-ish
I struggled to play the notes cleanly, but I always played the silences beautifully.
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I struggled to play the notes cleanly, but I always played the silences beautifully.
At dinner, my three-year-old asked me, "Why does that fat, unlettered swine protect sex criminals?"
It was powerful. The simple mind of a child can be profound.
It was powerful. The simple mind of a child can be profound.
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
At dinner, my three-year-old asked me, "Why does that fat, unlettered swine protect sex criminals?"
It was powerful. The simple mind of a child can be profound.
It was powerful. The simple mind of a child can be profound.
That twisted old fruit.
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That twisted old fruit.
I decided to skip this year's US Open, and thus missed my chance to meet the guy. Terrible loss for chess in this country.
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I decided to skip this year's US Open, and thus missed my chance to meet the guy. Terrible loss for chess in this country.
Astronauts will always beat out anyone when answering the "So what do you do?" question.
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Astronauts will always beat out anyone when answering the "So what do you do?" question.
Listen, buddy: I've been drinking black coffee out of the same thrift-store-bought Rice Krispies mug since W was in office. I'm not taking shit from anybody when I order my biannual white chocolate mocha.
October 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Listen, buddy: I've been drinking black coffee out of the same thrift-store-bought Rice Krispies mug since W was in office. I'm not taking shit from anybody when I order my biannual white chocolate mocha.
Is that the ranch where my mom sent my German Shepherd?
October 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Is that the ranch where my mom sent my German Shepherd?
Went to rabbit ears and decade ago. Wish I had anything left to cancel.
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Went to rabbit ears and decade ago. Wish I had anything left to cancel.
"YOU VOTE FOR THE PARTY OF PEDOPHILIA AND BABY KILLING!!"
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"Hey, I notice you don't really come around much anymore..."
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"Hey, I notice you don't really come around much anymore..."
September 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"YOU VOTE FOR THE PARTY OF PEDOPHILIA AND BABY KILLING!!"
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"Hey, I notice you don't really come around much anymore..."
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"Hey, I notice you don't really come around much anymore..."
Fucker came out for a free sandwich.
August 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fucker came out for a free sandwich.
One of my most memorable moments going through my late stepfather's sports card collection.
August 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
One of my most memorable moments going through my late stepfather's sports card collection.
These guys make me feel so (undeservedly) tough.
August 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
These guys make me feel so (undeservedly) tough.
Taking my family to Door County next month. Happy to see they're tidying up a little.
August 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Taking my family to Door County next month. Happy to see they're tidying up a little.
Last Tango in Paris
We were an item four days later. That was 18 years ago. Currently married with children.
We were an item four days later. That was 18 years ago. Currently married with children.
June 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Last Tango in Paris
We were an item four days later. That was 18 years ago. Currently married with children.
We were an item four days later. That was 18 years ago. Currently married with children.