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@patware.bsky.social
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someone gave a terrible jug a late night show and now it's everyone's problem

the highest-viewed shadowgate 2 streamer in twitch history

https://twitch.tv/Patware

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patware.bsky.social
fight me on the battlefield of my based choices
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
patware.bsky.social
CHAT NOW!!! Let's hang out on a bizarrely warm Sunday and fill out the blisteringly large ULTIMATE FAVORITE POKEMON PICKER!

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#envtuber #vtuber #pokemon #grbbingthemall
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
patware.bsky.social
You know, I did that massive favorite Pokemon chart a few years ago and I can't find it anymore.

Let's fill it out tomorrow on stream (4 PM EST) so I can just ramble about what Pokemon I like. I guess technically that's my first chatting stream?????
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! Illusion of Gaia time hell yeah yeah woooo let's go yeah yeah yeah

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#envtuber #vtuber #illusionofgaia #quintet
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! Back into CrossCode, we're gonna do a quest about breaking the game I think. Drawing close to the end!

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#envtuber #vtuber #crosscode
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
patware.bsky.social
LOOK NOW!!! Everything will be fine. Open the curtains. Let yourself See. Let yourself Change. You want to Look Outside? I'm going to Look Outside, Two. Point oh.

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#envtuber #vtuber #lookoutside #halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
patware.bsky.social
in about two and a half hours it's time for the official patware show halloween content as we open the blinds on Look Outside 2.0

haha! everyone else played it when it came out but i'm no fool!
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!!! QUINTET SAGA GAME 3: Illusion of Gaia! In this one, I beat goblins up with a flute!

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#envtuber #vtuber #illusionofgaia
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
patware.bsky.social
awww yeah we're finally getting to it

Illusion of Gaia starts today at 3 PM EST as usual. Tomorrow, Look Outside 2.0...
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!!! It's finally time to venture into CrossCode's final zone before the secret real final zone!

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#envtuber #vtuber #crosscode
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!!! I want ActRaiser 2 dead! I want its family dead! I want these big beautiful goatmen burned to the ground!

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#envtuber #vtuber #actraiser2 #quintet
October 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!!! So when I said last time it was big dungeon time that was a lie. This time it's truth. It's cold hard truth and we're gonna dungeon it. CrossCode time!

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#envtuber #vtuber #crosscode
October 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!!! Fancy events are over. Time to finish scumbagging our way through ActRaiser 2, a game that deserves nothing better than my ire (such good art though).

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#envtuber #vtuber #actraiser2 #quintet
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!!! DAY THREE of the Steam Next Fest demo attack! Let's take things home with the last five demos!

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#envtuber #vtuber #steamnextfest #nextfest
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!!! DAY TWO of the Steam Next Fest demo attack! 3 days, 5 games, that's 15 of em yep. Today and Sunday! Starting early, ending late, let's goooooo

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#envtuber #vtuber #steamnextfest #nextfest
October 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!!! DAY ONE of the Steam Next Fest demo attack! 3 days, 5 games, that's 15 of em yep. Today, tomorrow, and Sunday! Starting early, ending late, let's goooooo

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#envtuber #vtuber #steamnextfest #nextfest
October 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
patware.bsky.social
THREE DAYS
FIFTEEN DEMOS
YEAH MAN, THAT'S FIVE EACH

The 16th, 17th, and the 19th! Thursday, Friday, Sunday! 2 PM EST start times! The Patware #SteamNextFest stream has dramatically escalated!

Tell your friends! Tell your coworkers! Tell your enemies! Tell the Devil Himself!
October 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! We're going ActRaiser to ActRaiser on this one. Once we get the first one finished we're moving right along to 2!

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#envtuber #vtuber #retro #snes
October 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
patware.bsky.social
SMURFS NOW!! oh i TOLD you i'd get back to it let's finally continue MISSION VILEAF, the dramatic retelling of the heroic story of Smurf Team 6 getting revenge for when Gargamel threw the really big rock at the huge mushroom at the center of town

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#envtuber #vtuber #thesmurfs
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! Game 2 in the Quintetathon, but it's technically Game 1, because I didn't think about release order at first, don't worry about it, Let's ActRaiser!!

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#envtuber #vtuber #actraiser #quintet
October 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
patware.bsky.social
My lunch took too long to make....... kicking stream start down by thirty minutes.

In about an hour, ActRaiser time
October 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! They're saying after this dungeon is the endgame zone. It'll be real funny if they bait and switch this dungeon after I stopped right before it. CrossCode!!!

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#envtuber #vtuber #CrossCode
October 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! Alright one big muscular push and we can probably clear this game today, let's finish Soul Blazer and secure Dr. Leo's list of strange fetishes

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#envtuber #vtuber #soulblazer
The box art for Soul Blazer. There's a cool sword and an evil castle and a scary red moon.
October 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! WE'VE WAITED only like a year actually i think hasn't been too big a deal let's play HADES II, in glorious 1.0

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#envtuber #vtuber #Hades2
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
patware.bsky.social
LIVE NOW!! You know Leah's been going through a lot what with maybe falling a little in love with the clone of a sexy German without realizing it was his clone and also the bird mobsters. It's CROSSCODE

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#envtuber #vtuber #crosscode
September 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM